Pinkie Pie

Granted, but it's very sticky peanut butter and it leaves your mouth stuck together for days so when you talk to people you thwound wike thhitthh.

I wish the one HD collection on PS3 I WOULD buy turns out not to be a rumor.

"Look at my breasts. LOOK AT THEM."

But that's true with all difficulties, it's just a lot harder on Hard mode. Personally I always use console commands because I think what's even funnier is him getting in way over his head yet still being able to defy all odds due to his practically invincible hazard suit.

Your avatar is adopted, no one really likes her because she is pushy and plain socially retarded and you should feel like a piece of shit for forcing her to be your avatar in the first place despite already having it so bad. Ass.

O_o

U-um...fuck you?

Banned because I wasn't referencing anything, I was just adding a bunch of stuff together. The wizard storyline was mainly taken from a story you can read in the game Blue Dragon, the movie bit was thrown in there, and I added Rosie O'Donnel in there because adding her to ANYTHING corrupts it immediately.

I wish E3 was here already.

Granted, but everyone bothers you with their personal problems until you get so annoyed you make them pay for your services. Then everyone turns against you and you go through a long journey (that should be short enough for an hour and a half movie) of redemption and you finally find the meaning of life and are happy to help people free of charge!

Also your love interest is Rosie O'Donnel. AAAAAAAACKKK!!!

I wish I was a space cowboy.

Granted, They're all assholes.

I wish I could go on an adventure.

Banned because I turn 16 next month and can't remember how to divide fractions. Or how to do fraction math practically at all. In fact, I can't remember half the stuff I learned yesterday.

There needs to be some contract that trades your free will for the privilege of working with Ross.

Yes, but I'm itching for 42, now.

Cue Heavy Rain, where Madison Paige's role is literally just to shake her ass in panties and have sex with Ethan.

Granted, but all the good in print books are not readily available.

I wish I was immune to all diseases and conditions.

Granted, but tomorrow is just where today left off.

I wish I had everything ever.

Basically, all of that ^

Trying out a new hair style and stuff.

 

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Edit: Just use the link, the image is flipping huge.

It's Rarity's hair for men.

Granted, but you fail at everything else.

I wish MLP: FiM season 3 was out.

Granted, but you don't have eidetic memory.

I wish Tinker Bell was human and was my girlfriend.

Just got home. Disappointed I didn't end up going to my crush's house.

Did you see the full version?

 

 

Full version? Wasn't that the full version...?

 

I'm not sure whether I should recommend you read the video description or not.

Goddammit. Why do I never read the description when something interesting is on there?

EDIT: Oh. Shit.

"Ponies aren't taking over the internet, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

Did you see the full version?

Full version? Wasn't that the full version...?

I actually don't take that much offense to it. Females are beautiful and I think artists are just showing appreciation for it.

That's all well and good, but half the time it's less 'appreciation' and more 'lol we're making a character who has giant tits durhurhurr'.

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Pinkie.

Wait, what the fuck?

Whoa, Deja vu, man...