Pinkie Pie

Goatee.

How could he possibly resist the yays, and rainbooms, and Rariwings, and Derpy, and rainbow factories, and...and...

Damn, I was hoping for a secret message if I quoted this.

Mass Effect 3

Well, Mass Effect 3 doesn't let you run around naked and throw bitches off skyscrapers.

Well, no. But it's got half-naked men kissing and engaging in sexual intercourse with each other.

We need more half naked men in video games so that men can be sexualized too.

Mass Effect 3.

Pinkie.

Wait, what the fuck?

Gordon Freeman is wierd

Almost as wierd as his beard.

He cries and screams,

and can be kind of mean,

but Barney still owes him that beer.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

20 years from now, America will be screwed.

Found a turtle in the backyard today. When I picked it up it peed on my pants. I left it there and put lettuce near it (turtles like that stuff, right?) and called it a day.

Yes they like lettuce, also if this happens agen be shore to clean your self (you don't want to know what kind of things live on and in a turtle, seriously if it peed on you you might have an STD now)

I don't think that's how that works. But just to be safe I took a shower afterwards. If I start getting genital warts, Chuck, I want you to have my goldfish.

Anyway, pirating Kingdom Hearts Final Mix. Take that Japan, you greedy bastards. You could've just released it in America but nooo, you have to make things difficult.

Found a turtle in the backyard today. When I picked it up it peed on my pants. I left it there and put lettuce near it (turtles like that stuff, right?) and called it a day.

Wait, who's our 1st favorite do-

Oh, duh.

Or maybe he just has a life. That could explain it.

Pfft. A 'life'. Who needs a life when you get to work on Freeman's Mind?

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/bbc-mistakes-halo-logo-u-n-security-council-190012261.html

Okay. Well, whatever.

Monster Girl Quest!

Twilight's mom is just a bigger Twilight?

Fun for a while, not as addicting for me as Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead but, it's fun. Might reinstall it again sometime.

"That microwave isn't gonna explode if you keep tapping buttons, Freeman. You're just bein-...

Well, shit."

I love your descriptions of these episodes.

Banned for banning's sake.

If real life was like Half-Life...well, some crazy shit would be happening.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. Wierd name, good game, though. Soon my Kingdom Hearts collection will be complete.

Well just because the mods aren't bronies shouldn't be an excuse not to ban him. Granted, I don't feel he deserves to be banned, I just want him to cut it out.

This would probably do better in the Youtube video thread, but nice!