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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. For LotR fans:

     

    Two orcs were walking through the pits of Isengard and one said "Aren’t you afraid of mad-orc disease?" To which the other replied, "Don’t be stupid, I’m a penguin!" { IP IP IP IP IP , My teech}

     

    -Gandalf looking into Palantir-

    "I knew I should have watched the weather report for snow-deep on Caradras instead of that silly Ricky Lake show..."

     

    What did Pippin say when he first came to Fangorn?

    "May I ENT-er?"

     

    After the visit of Gimli, son of Gloin, the dwarves started coming to Lorien pretty often. Poor Galadriel became bald like a knee..

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