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Pulp Fiction, 94!

How many hats do you haave in TF2?

387

Epsilon

fruit juice

sports... sports... well, I hate team sports, any kind of game you need to play ball or something. I'm good at skiing or swimming. I can walk preety good as well. Long moutain trips and that kind of stuff.

Low fantasy-Steampunk story, a short one, I just want to create something short, good and more logical than my previous story I wrote two years ago. I already had created characters, the plot and the setting. Now I only need to complete everything into one piece, rewrite it on a computer and then submit it on Digart ort Deviant art. Or here. Maybe.

If you want to know, I working on my drawing skill also. It's hard to draw humans for me, but hope I'll get how to deal with it soon.

And english, thats the most important thing for me right now. Trying to understand oussies.

I finished completing my crew in ME2. It's awesome.

 

But as long as I play I want to cry why Kotor2 wasn't like ME. WHY!?

Becauss Bioware only did KOTOR 1. Because they weren't thinking of KOTOR as a trilogy, unlike ME which was planned out that way.

I knooowwwwwwwww.... I'm just complaining

I want a button that may makes THEM invisible! ;p

I dunno, I'm bored but I must do hell lot of stuff. I don't know what to do first...

Midnight Oil - Helps Me Helps You

...actually started to think in his voice? (If you know what I'm talking about.)

 

I have.

O'rly?

I do it all time

EDIT: Anyway, I don't care. The question is.. Does Ross think in Freemans voice? xP

Well... I think I started watch it in september 2010.

I WANT THIS HELM!!!

Is this the shore or the sea?

Listening to music

What kind of music do you listening to?

"One pony plus hundreds of apple trees just doesn't add up."

1 Pony + 100 Trees = ? (Stated problem)

 

Tree = Pony (Fluttershy Arboreal Theorem)

 

1 Pony + 100 Trees = 1 Pony + 100 Ponies (Conversion)

 

1 Pony + 100 Ponies = 101 Ponies (Basic addition)

 

101 Ponies = 101 Dalmatians (Association of numbers)

 

Pony = Dalmatian (Divide both sides by 101)

 

Conclusion:

 

APPLEJACK IS A PUPPY.

How.

Listening to ME2 soundtrack and still thinking about the characters.

What does Ross think about ponies?

A russian, a frenchman and a british man are trapped on an island.

Suddenly a genie appears and allows each man a wish, three wishes in total.

 

Frenchman: I wish I was back home in Paris with wine.

Genie: Granted

*puff*

British Man: I wish I was back home in London with my wife.

Genie: As you wish

*puff*

Russian: I feel lonely... I wish my friends were here.

*puff*

The British man and the frenchman appear beside him all angry.

A spy, a medic, and a heavy, all from the same team got lost while playing on Egypt, and wander around the desert, thristy, and desperate to go home. Suddenly, they find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out (like in Aladin). Anyway, as usual they get 3 wishes, and since they were 3, they decided that each one of them will get one wish.

First the spy:

"I want to get out of here now!!! Take me to Paris!!"

And just like that, the genie teleports the spy to Paris.

Second The Medic:

"This desert is horrible!!! Take me to Berlin!!"

And so the genie teleports the medic to Berlin.

Third and last, the Heavy:

"You took my friends away!!! I want you to bring them back!!".

! HA! XD

Haha, good one!

How can I help you, Shepard...?

Fine I'll get around to making more graphs some time next week.

Yeah, I think we need some new ones.

My dreams are full of sick things and creepy situations these days. Don't want to write 'bout it since I can't remember them.

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