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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. Q: Whaddaya call a boomerang that don't come back?

    A: A stick.

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    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.

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    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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    What has 8 eyes and 8 legs?

    -8 Pirates!

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    There are 3 essential tools: duct tape, WD40 and a hammer. If something is moving and it shouldn't be, duct tape it. If it isn't moving and it should be, use WD40. If it still doesn't move, hit it with a hammer. If it breaks, tape it back together with the duct tape.

  2. I think you don't know that TF2 you tube movie. Too bad I'm on Ipod, but I have it in my favourites. You can go there and take a look for it.

     

    Bill, um no. Tell me, I hope it's nothing bad, is it?

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