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Haha, I always play better at night. I'm not a daylight creature so 10pm is a ripper time for me.

Thank you ;] Since this post I'll care more about the others. Banned for banned me and the other people.

Banned because I'm selfish.

Banned because you wont be on our meetup today D:

No, I wasn't talking about ban! Aw... nevermind...

Banned for having the same avatar.

G'Day! (Somebody stop me, please...)

Oh this is bad...

Did you know Braid is a ripper game?

Banned because you'll have a school holidays!

Earthworm Jim...! Gah-Roovy!

08:55am!

That's okay. Once I was on forum made of "paper, glue and too much free time."

Jarate. It's just like the Valve's unlock system but it has a jar. Tim Burton or Danny Elfman?

Lucid dream anyone?

Banned because ninjas sucks ;]

I'm going to bed, hooroo!

You got banned. Oh wait, It's a wrong topic!

It blowed my mind up like a popcorn. I love this feeling

Tortuga's good. Rum's good. Banned 'cause you're not a pirate! Aghrr!

Skittles! The orange ones! Southern American accent or Australian slang?

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was their home. Unfortunately John Freeman came with his wepon and threatened to axe him to the planet of the Epilon's clones who are renowned for their hospitality to people who really like ponies. "Bloody ponies!" yelled Captain Figunaye angrily. They were everywhere.

Holy dooley! My Steam is cactus today. Good onya you haven't seen these errors I got. I feel like a fruit loop. I can't fix it and I'm bloody cranky for this :/

Banned because I wasn't on the forum today.

Actually, I think it's cool, but some words are really funny. http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing. Rage : party No drama : same as 'no worries' Mystery bag : a sausage Cactus : dead, not functioning ("this bloody washing machine is cactus") I should learn this slang at the first place. It's ripper!