Jek Jek Roo

Warm and rainy. I don't like it

Banned because you stole my "."

Excellent, I can't remember who said that

Tha bright side or the dark side?

A *light*saber

 

 

Arr Harr Harrr Harrrrrrr

*gigglesnort*

Nice ducks everyone!

Banned for making the worst mistakes ever

Snow, so I can go skiing

Day or Night?

Scouts are red, spies are blu

in soviet russia... 

Sentry saps you!

Why does the sniper doesn't sleep well?

--Because he has to pee every 12 seconds

What is the difference between the Axtinguisher and the Kritzkrieg?

-One crits fire and the other fires crits.

Yo momma's so ugly, the Demoman bought a second eye patch

A spy, a medic, and a heavy, all from the same team got lost while playing on Egypt, and wander around the desert, thristy, and desperate to go home. Suddenly, they find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out (like in Aladin). Anyway, as usual they get 3 wishes, and since they were 3, they decided that each one of them will get one wish.

First the spy:

"I want to get out of here now!!! Take me to Paris!!"

And just like that, the genie teleports the spy to Paris.

Second The Medic:

"This desert is horrible!!! Take me to Berlin!!"

And so the genie teleports the medic to Berlin.

Third and last, the Heavy:

"You took my friends away!!! I want you to bring them back!!".

Soo... What time and which server?

Banned for thinking the Restaurant At The End Of The Universe isn't the best ever

Drawing a duck for Ian.

May the force be with ya, I'm going to sleep

You've got banned, you banner

EDIT: Twice for yelling and using Capslook

Did you know now you're going to be my grammar nazi?

Just kiddng, thanks. I really do my best for not making mistakes.

Fortunately I was a medic and I had my medigun übercharged.

So we've got: Blue, Me, Epsilon, Psychotic Ninja, Axeldeath, Blightmare, BTGbullseye and I think Figunaye. A couple people I know are coming too. Anyone else? Alyxx?

I support it

Fortunatelly I ran away

ANOTHER ONE!

Meet The Medic has some creepy music in the background:

it begins after 1:00 and grows up...

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It's kinda similiar to Danny Elfman here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS_JtZ-1re0&feature=related after 0:27

And somehow it reminds me the rat race http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H7Uts9prAI (but this one is too fast)

Yes, I'm looking for something what would fits a mad sciencist

EDIT: Okay, nevermind, I have it

I think it was Gmod Idiot Box... O_e

Magnum Force Theme akka Meet the Sniper Theme

If anyone know someting similiar, send me link, please 8)

Did you know I wasn't directing that at you?

Did you know I'm happy about that? I felt bit touchy.

I'll think about that if the point #2 wont work ;p

Did you know that most people can't understand why some people insist on proper grammar?

Did you know english isn't my native language?

Dammit, where did I did a mistake? where!? D:

"I cant give you my lisense officer"

"Why not?"

"Because you are headcrab zombie!"