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    Coordinated TF2

    in Valve Games / Valve Stuff

    Posted

    I'm game... I don't have much for inventory items though, so I might suck a bit...

    Doesn't really matter, should be awesome regardless.

    Important Notice!

    Due to some users being absent, the date has been pushed back to Sunday July 3rd at the same time (6pm Pacific). If that date is difficult for anyone post the problem here. For better communication the day of, I think we should use the steam group chat http://steamcommunity.com/groups/accursedfarms

    We have at least six people now, and I have a few personal friends willing to help as well.

     

    wait... I'm an Administrator!? I didn't known that D: how could this happend? I mean, that's nice, but...

    Three word story!

    in Forum Games

    Posted

    There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for

    Three word story!

    in Forum Games

    Posted

    There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he

    Post Lyrics to some of your favourite songs

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    You know who has lot of feelings? The man who wrote that lirycs;

     

    Cell Block Tango - Chicago Ost

     

    Pop 

    Six

    Squish

    Uh uh

    Cicero

    Lipschitz!

     

    He had it coming

    He had it coming

    He only had himself to blame

    If you'd have been there

    If you'd have seen it

     

    I betcha you would have done the same

     

    Pop

    Six

    Squish

    Uh uh

    Cicero

    Lipschitz!

     

    You know how people

    have these little habits

    That get you down. Like Bernie.

    Bernie like to chew gum.

    No, not chew. POP.

    So, I came home this one day

    And I am really irritated, and

    I’m looking for a little bit sympathy

    and there's Bernie layin'

    on the couch, drinkin' a beer

    and chewin'. No, not chewin'.

    Poppin'. So, I said to myself,

    „You pop that

    gum one more time..."

    and he did.

    So I took the shotgun off the wall

    and I fired two warning shots...

    ...into his head.

     

    He had it coming

    He had it coming

    He only had himself to blame

    If you'd have been there

    If you'd have heard it

    I betcha you would have done the same!

     

    I met Ezekiel Young from

    Salt Lake city about two years ago

    and he told me he was single

    and we hit it off right away.

    So, we started living together.

    He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

    fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

    And then I found out,

    "Single" he told me?

    Single, my ass. Not only

    was he married

    ...oh, no, he had six wives.

    One of those Mormons, you know. So that

    night, when he came home from work,

    I fixed him

    his drink as usual.

    You know, some guys just can't hold

    their arsenic.

     

    Hah! He had it coming

    He had it coming

    He took a flower

    In its prime

    And then he used it

    And he abused it

    It was a murder

    But not a crime!

     

    Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

    carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

    minding my own business,

    in storms my husband Wilbur,

    in a jealous rage.

    "You been screwin' the milkman,"

    he says. He was crazy

    and he kept on screamin',

    "you been screwin the milkman."

    And then he ran into my knife.

    He ran into my knife ten times!

     

    If you'd have been there

    If you'd have heard it

    I betcha you would have done the same!

     

    Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,

    hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg

    lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan

    vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja

    Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam

    a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

     

     

    Yeah, but di you do it?

    UH UH, not guilty!

     

    My sister, Veronica and I

    Had this double act

    and my husband, Charlie,

    travel round with us.

    Now, for the last number in

    our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks on the role

    one,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,

    back flips,flip flops,

    one right after the other.

    So this one night before the show we’re done in the hotel Cicero,

    the three of us, boozin'

    havin' a few laughs and

    we ran out of ice.

    So I go out to get some.

    I come back, open the door

    and there's Veronica and

    Charlie doing Number Seventeen-

    the spread eagle.

     

    Well, I was in such a state of shock,

    I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.

    It wasn't until later,

    when I was washing the blood off my hands

    I even knew they were dead.

     

    They had it coming

    They had it coming

    They had it coming all along

    I didn't do it

    But if I'd done it

    How could you tell me that I was wrong?

     

    I loved Alvin Lipschitz

    more than I can possibly say.

    He was a real artistic guy...

    sensitive... a painter.

    But he was troubled.

    He was always trying

    to find himself.

    He'd go out every night

    looking for himself

    and on the way

    he found Ruth,

    Gladys,

    Rosemary and Irving.

    I guess you can say we broke

    up because or artistic differences.

    He saw himself as alive

    and I saw him dead.

     

    They had it coming

    They had it coming

    They had it coming all along

    Cause if they used it

    then they abused it

    How could you tell us that we were wrong

     

    He had it coming

    He had it coming

    He only had himself to blame

    If you'd have been there

    If you'd have seen it

    I betcha you would have done the same!! 

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