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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. ...Really?

     

    Yo moma so fat the Sniper thought he bagged the world's fattest man, then he saw yo moma (who is not a man, I know.).

     

    Why did the sniper grow a beard? Because he didn't get his Razorback!

  2. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because

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