Jek Jek Roo

It's a zerg! kill him D:

Oh well... we have hell lot of *bad* words, and I acctually do not use them at all.

[you don't wan't to know what does the polish men says here, trust me ]

Wait, no... um...you have a.... BAN!

mwahahahaha hehehee

lol, I'm not insane anyway ;DD

Banned for thinking I'm insane.

Epsilon, nice signature ;]

Banned for giving me nightmares about ponies

I'm a stupid brat with sexy eyes who ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I have AMAZING boobs.

lol

it doesn't make any sense

but I was shooting at them!

EDIT: and I was killing them with mah crawbar

Ultimate poll

I'm a/an...

Fav. color!

[x] Red = loud

[_] Green = stupid

[_] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[_] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[_] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[_] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[_] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[_] Sweats = athlete

[_] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[x] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[_] Brown = who loves to be different

[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[x] 1 = who ate

[_] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[_] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[_] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[_] 10 = who cuddled with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[x] 09 = a porn star

[_] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[_] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[_] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[_] Gray = because I got dared

[_] Other = because that's how I roll

[x] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

I'm a loud Gangster  with a hot boyfriend who ate a porn star because I'm good in bed

...oh well

Make sure I know about physics as he does.

What would you do if your home country were attaked by zombies?

Banned for not being on Tortuga!

Perfect - Idz Precz

The meaning of the word "Assertiveness"... don't ask

Hey, you know what, I had a dream last night... about ponies.... damn you alphabetagamma! grrrr......

Ummmm, good dirt today, fresh!

Baned for singing my favourite pirate song!

We have a fog like in Silent Hill. A HUGE FOG!

The Batman is a spy! Lol

Man, I love it XD

Post it here.

What would you do if you were attacked by spanish inquisition?

eedobaba, you know, I like it

Alyxx thanks ^^