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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. Sounds good. whith a cheese!
  2. Tyler, we wont have fun with a shorter train, it takes a ton of milk to kill you.
  3. sandwiches, I'm making sandwiches EDIT: Alright, I fixed my wrong english, sorry
  4. I'm afraid this is one of the things that I find really quite amusing about Freeman's Mind. His neurotic and generally insane nature provide some great comic dialogue in my opinion. And that's the whole charm of FM, I just can't imagine other kind of personality for dr Freeman by Ross Scott
  5. Alyxx, yep, I agree, The second Fallout is the best ever
  6. ...And then suddenly appears a strider. "Simba!" Dave shouted "He will save us!"
  7. I just notice that we don't have any search option!
  8. One thing is sure, He will scream and yell a lot!
  9. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a monkey's ass when Duke Nukem arrived negotiating with him using a crowbar. Gordon Freeman was confused by Duke's arguments. He get
  10. Hey we will have fun with a shorter train, it takes a lot of rum to love you.
  11. Estophelen, you have some good games
  12. !/v\ |30/2£|)
  13. Ed Shearmur - Grand Centra (K-Pax OST)
  14. messing around...
  15. Hey we will have fun with a shorter post, it takes a lot of rum to claim you.
  16. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a monkey's ass when Duke Nukem arrived negotiating with him using a crowbar.
  17. This theme is going better and better when you're listening it... And the whole Soundtrack is quite beautiful - Pyroxene of the heart best in hight volume
  18. But he's a Freeman already Mike is just the second one
  19. I'm just wondering how Ross will get them out of there ;p
  20. I want to see his reaction at Nihilants speak: "Aloneee You are aloooonee you are" or this one "Freeee-eeeemannn", this one was freaky...
  21. Hey, we couldn't have fun with a shorter truck, it takes a lot more rum to drain you.
  22. Me too. I'm probably wasting my time by pressing refreshing button in every minute D:
  23. Jay Steinman thanks a lot. The Dust Brothers - Calling Jack is pretty perfect, that's exactly what am I looking for. Thanks Lord Sinister, damn, I forgot about that. That's a good music, very good.. thank you. (You both get +1 rep for help)
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