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And now appears the Spanish Inquisition

FA FA FA FINISHED loook at the first page

Well done

I'm going to download it in free time c:

I like Rock, Hard Rock, Trip-Hop, Classic, Blues, Jazz, 50's and 70's stuff, Electronic, Industrial, Heavy Metal... how the hell can I choose on of them!?

The Art of Lunch - Sandra

Yeah about that, sorry for the very vague poll options, I'll just treat I don't care as either neutral or as some other option.

No, the poll is good. It's just me, I'm not sure do I want keep it in the way it is now or not

I don't care. Well, I don't don't care, but I just don't know what to choose :/

Michael Archer, don't complain. Raicuparta had -83 once, really!

http://www.accursedfarms.com/images/News_Images/progress.png - are you happy now?

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well done Ross :>

 

Reasons for why it took so long: Perfectionism, lack of funds, not enough developers, and attempts to make a game too ambitious for its time.

We all know the story. At least it's getting a happy ending.

riiiight...

Whait, what...?

I don't get it. I need a new brain

You have to wait, we have to wait...

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled and suddendly the dragon also appeared and they both yelled, but that only created cancer,dinosaurs and tons of Gordon Freeman's clones.

I'm king of the universe!

Well, I've only played Half-Life 2, so I'm using Freeman's mind for two things: 1. To laugh at. 2. To see what the first Half-Life is like.

Honestly, I prefer HL1... It may not have as good GFX, but I think the story + gameplay are better.

Me too. Ans Freeman is so alone there, without annoying Alyx

Fat people not good

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled and suddendly the dragon also appeared and they both yelled

Imperial March?

Dum dum dadam dum dadam, dam dam dam dudeeda dam dudeedadam.... Or something like that...

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled and

duh duh tshh... duh duh tshh... guess what did I hummed

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs.

Hay you rhymed! Cool! I couldn't do that ;P

Downtown Theme - Vampire Bloodlines OST

They are among us >>

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created