Jek Jek Roo

You won a CAKE

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. he then took a companion cube and walk slowly

You know, cheese with blue mold.

Ewww!

Green Nestea Forever!

Drawing this

Well, Freeman probably would get heart attack trying to quiet my class in that method.

Heart attack from beating down a kid with a crowbar while covering the rest of the class with an MP5?!?

HAAAX!

Oh How could I forgot about Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster

"I Lunch You"

I lunch this one.

STOP MAKING THESE DEPRESSED THREADS!!! YOU MAKE TOO MANY!!!! D:

Listen to this song and stop complaining!

I love blue cheese.

What?

The last Freeman's Mind was put up 3/3

 

Where did you get that from?

And what does it mean?

If Lunch Is a Red Dress (Pulp Fiction OST)

The topic please people!

 

Mindless speculation on Valve's concept art please.

Good thing the new arts aren't pink

*dances the macarena*

Oh noes!

Banana Shake

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies

I wonder what's Gordon's reaction to Dog going to be like.... Also has anyone seen TV Tropes's ideas on what might happen if it goes into Half-Life 2?

TV tropes! Yay! That site has ruined my life.

It's good to see you've already come to our dark side of TV Tropes

"Does he LOOK like a BITCH?"

"What!?"

Look, it's a fish <><

<*))))>{ There's always a bigger fish.

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Swordfish!

Edit: Dammit, it doesn't work! D<

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In the castle Camelot, we're eating spam A LOT!

I just finished eatinig my toasts with mozzarella and tomato, cool stuff

Yeah, Pulp Fiction is a true classic.

It's the best movie of them all!

Abney Park - Airship Pirate

And now for the real question... [/sarcasm]Why does he have a mouth? Isn't THAT the reason Gordan never speaks? {[sarcasm] ( put the sarcasm marks in there so nobody has a fit)

Nah, everyone knows his suit doesn't have enough pockets, so he's forced to carry a few guns in his mouth. That's why he doesn't talk.... Yeah I just copyed that from the TV Tropes WMG page.

http://globalgeeknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/GordonFreemanLoaded.jpg