Jek Jek Roo

"get pills against orders!" "pills pills pills pills"

For example, the idea of a perfect woamn that comes to my mind is a chick with super thin waist and arms and huge boobs.

Being as thin as a stick isn't as attractive as girls seem to think it is.

Yeah. And I don't understand them either.

Why?

They both got the same anathomy of nose.

ONTOPIC: I saw by myself many guys that had beard and glasses IRL, BUT I've never seen any girl which would be looking like Alyx, Lara Croft or *put any female video game character here*

:/

Me too, but other forums got that so.

Nerds are hot.

What about the blindbags figurines? Anyone got them? And which ones?

Nerds are hot.

No

I'm a total girl

Keinen Sorgen. Just stop saying that in every post, pls

:3

What's about seeing next to location, rep, and date the number of all posts?

There, under the user's avatar?P

He is the most nerdish hero ever.

What? Dish? Ciacho? Cookie? Handsome ...Who? Freeman?

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Banned because I actually do like anthro dragons.

Lolwut?

@Jek Jek Roo a z któego południa dokładnie? Mieszkasz już w górach czy trochę dalej, czy może w środku Polski?

There is only one south :/

Tak, by być w górach wystarczy, ze przejadę jakieś niecałe 100 km.

I'm reading this thread, my posts, your posts and I'm all like: WTF

Freeman has been in Austria.

I thought HL2 is all placed in Austria. Or somwhere close. Everytihng looks like in here /I mean Eurpoe/

I thought you are a girl for a while... Yeah, and you're from Poland! We need more Freemans in Poland! Put your picture after transformation in the photo thread! Z którego województwa jesteś? Hehehe....

I though I've explained it quite time ago so you all know, but okay.

Well, no. Or okay, maybe later. It would be cool, but maybe I would do it at summer time. LOL

pl: A nie wystarczy Ci, ze powiem, ze z południa? ;P

But he wants to be German...

 

Explain that.

I don't have to. I've never really said that. It's okay for me to be at least a german from meine Hertz.

Maybe Gordon is half Austrian, 1/4 French , 1/4 German??

Gordon is an alien.

What? Was that a joke? Seemed more like a random statement. Here, let me fix that for you. How about a coffee house joke?

 

"Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!"

"Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr ..."

No. I think you haven't got the reference: Ich bin Laden

But well.... Nevermind then.

Banned because I know that, Rainbow.

Okay.... :

Ponies. Damn, being a brony is hard. People think you're retarded only because you watch cartoon "for little girls". Now tell me, how can I love and tolerate those people!? I want them to go away.

Banned. I ban you all for pissing me off. Every evening I come here and there are about 4 new pages and I can't find my last post here.

Stupid masquerading as intelligent. Worst type of crap on television, right next to stuff like Family Guy and The Simpsons.

^totally agree with that.

W8. If I get a beard and bigger glasses... Will I be looking like Freeman automatically? Cool.

[shameless self-plug]

 

Threw this together out of boredom.

 

hfm18iCBih8

 

[/shameless self-plug]

That. Was. EPIC!

I'm using that on my hating friends.

Should I use it too?

Holy shet, it's like the joke weapon.

10 +20% cooler /10