Jek Jek Roo

"He is all me, me, me..."

Banned for yelling xD

I just got Steam for Ipod - yeah, it's totally new version and it works pretty good. Better than the previous one.

Cheers!

Yo ho yo ho a pirate life for me!

yeah indeed

Do I have to vent now? nah.. no.. maybe later, no wait wait, I wont get more time later, wait, no it's a bad idea...

yeah, I think it is. Freeman, gorgon freeman, why do I have to stay at home... I feel sick yes, yes, I need write, read, no wait, not eneugh time... more ideas, yes yes, great plan!

I'm looking for someone who can make for me an animated or very nice spray for TF2.

It has to beTF2 (about medic, engie or sniper), Half Life, Accursed Farms or MLP (Dircord, Applejack or Twilight) related.

In reward I can give you TF2 items, make for you an avatar or huge drawing of something you will be want me to draw.

May I count on your help?

20% +

Painis Cupcake = Ponies Cupcake?

Was?

1126

Eating breakfast?

 

YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME!

YES!

Hey, what's wrong with fantasy setting? I like it. In fact, you allways have Low and High Fantasy. Gothic, the Witcher are Low Fantasy and all TES games would be High Fantasy, wouldn't it?

My fav RPG's? Here:

Gothic and Gothic 2 Night Of The Raven -> The best game of my childhood

TES 3 Morrowind -> Old, but still great

Kotor 1 and 2 -> If you haven't play it, do it now, and Jade Empire which is very, very similiar.

Ummm... Hmm... What else? Mass Effect 2 is agreat game too...

Fallout 1 and 2

Planescape: Torment, it's more like book with perfect plot than a game.

Deus Ex --> not exacly true RPG but it's still got elements of it.

Eating breakfast?

Last night I had a dream I was playing TF2 (I was medic again) on the Thunder Moutain map. Everything was pretty cool but when we won and all blu team was dead, everyone on red team switch class into pony (!). It was getting dark so we sit around a campfire and... I woke up. My brain wouldn't stand it any longer.

I had it but I've sold it.

I found my 2nd hat this week XD another heavy hat, this time the Big Chief.

That's a cool hat, one of the best!

-Knock Knock

-Who's there?

-Gestapo

-Gestapo who?

-Ve Vill ask ze Questions!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

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"Two Martinis, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"

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Q: How does a German eat mussels

A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!

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Tell a joke to a German, and he will not understand it.

Tell a joke to an Englishman, and he will understand it, but won't show it.

Tell a joke to a Japanese, and he will understand it his own way.

Tell a joke to a Russian, and he will tell you that he knows three more versions of that joke that are much better.

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While Stirlitz was driving at 120 m/h, Muller was running nearby, pretending he is not in hurry.

Gee thanks, Jek.

No worries, mate:

Blond hair = ok

Long blond hair = Nope

Sorry, Rarity... :3 but you're still cute anyway.

I'm fan, but I don't like blond hair. Dark, brown, black, red, dark red - any colour but not blond.

Like I said before: 10/10

Hey, Axel, I got that H5 taunt! :3

 

 

I've told ya I'm gonna do it!

Hey, Axel, I got that H5 taunt! :3