Doom Shepherd

I actually have cuddled with a lesbian. Also 2 bi girls, and uncounted straight ones.

No guys, though, except that one time, and doing it JUST to get points off on the Purity Test doesn't count.

Reading. I'm addicted to the printed word.

It was definitely that time that the Earth blew up.

You remember, and we all escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark...

...and the government decided not to tell the stupid people, because...

...OH.

But seriously, I was passing through Colorado one evening about 25 years ago when 10 tornadoes came through Denver. THAT was a nasty sky.

I'm a freaky beast sex addict with sexy eyes who cuddled with a lesbian because I'm good in bed.

Yeah, that pretty much says it all.

The Golden Rule pre-dates humans

Wait, what??

Anyway, yeah, the golden rule is OLD. Probably originated somewhere way back, like...

"Og say: 'You no want hit with rock? No hit others with rock'."

North Korea is a distressing place...

 

Actually, according to a survey. It is the second happiest place on Earth.

...because if you DON'T put down that you're happy on the survey form, they shoot you.

I've always opposed team sports, for a number of reasons.

I see this as support for my position.

Sports - turning normal humans into poop-slinging monkey-tards for ALMOST as long as politics has.

Ha very funny, I was trying to be serious, but anyways nice joke.

What joke?

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

— Marcus Cole, Babylon 5

Well, crap.

http://www.space.com/11960-fading-sunspots-slower-solar-activity-solar-cycle.html

"If we are right, this could be the last solar maximum we'll see for a few decades," Hill said. "That would affect everything from space exploration to Earth's climate."

Maunder Minimum FTW!

What are your beliefs?

First Church of STFU.

Are you willing to stand up for them?

I just did.

Are you extreme or just partial with your beliefs?

I'm not extreme, I'm X-treme.

Are you proud of your religion?

More than you are.

Leave a reply and please share if you want to.

Sharing violates the First Rule of STFU Church.

Thats very close to a Town Car im a huge fan of that platform of Cars. Any plans on modding it?

It's a Continental.

Why would I mod it? It's got luxury out the wazoo. Like I said, the only thing wrong with it is it only gets 20 mpg. But it's not like I'm gonna cut parts out of it to increase that. The parts are what make it luxurious and safe!

I've never even SEEN a keyboard that wasn't QWERTY.

Banned for needing someone else to fight your battles. Come on man, you're Canadian, not French!

Ukraine is a country with its own language (Although Russian is quite common over there I hear.).

I know. Also some really hot models, and one or two hot politicians.

[quote="ThatSmartGuy"] Another minus because you didn't put Ukraine as a choice :'(.......[/quote] You mean Southern Russia Junior?

[img]http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Manhattan%20Guardian%202.jpg[/img]

[quote="Figunaye"]Banned for eternity[/quote] Banned because "for eternity" isn't a REASON.

[quote="J.C."]iddqd idkfa iddt idclip Time for some serious ass kicking [/quote] [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/4227/big/Dr_HaxJPG.JPG?1253882040[/img] [size=200]HAX!!![/size]

I don't have any pictures of my car, but I found one online that is close. So imagine this, but with a fabric-covered roof instead of metal: [img]http://images04.olx.com/ui/1/54/11/4595311_1.jpg[/img] Lots of room, lots of luxury... crappy gas mileage.

- Hey! Why is the rum gone?

I'm from the United States.

Just not this one.

Evil cute things.

I'd be willing to run for Evil Overlord. That really is more my style anyway.

There, that should lock in alphabetagamma's vote...