Twilight Sparkle

You'll need a crowbar, a bicycle pump, and a plate of asparagus.

How can I prevent people from entering my room if I don't have a lock on my door?

Was just responded to by a guy about a comment I made on Youtube three years ago. And this wasn't like a first page comment, this was several hundred pages back three years ago. Turns out my comment had been negatively thumbed down by everyone because I said a part in Mass Effect was a 'little cheesy'. And I thought I was crazy about the series.

YouTube. Go fig.

Youtube comment threads are the ideal recruiting grounds for Class-D personnel for the Foundation.

Generally, I have to agree that if Twilight suddenly becomes a God/Princess, it'll kind of screw things up.

Otherwise, I kind of like the idea (in fanfiction and such).

Math homework. All the assignments are done online (including the tests) even though it's a seated class. Makes it really easy to google answers and use online calculators.

Hory shet.

Not Luna for once.

 

If anyone proposed to me with this I would jump into (preferably) her arms and run off to Vegas.

Kind of wish it faced forward when worn, though.

Banned because I have to explain that I made a Portal 2 reference. Come on guys.

I've been using my air conditioner twice as often as my heater this winter. Seriously this is just weird. Makes me dread summer.

Banned because you were supposed to let that handsome devil go about his business, goddammit!

Banned so I can be on page 600. Rounded numbers on AF threads are like, the Hall of Eternity or something around here.

@Anyone that cares, Project Horizons just updated. So much for a new chapter before Christmas.

Warm. It's been like, 77 degrees every day...In January.

How much do the friends cost?

Depends on the size and weight of the friend in question, but you can usually expect it to set you back anywhere between $100-250.

Writing. You gotta love those spontaneous bursts of creativity.

I send a squad Hit-Wizards and a retrieval team to neutralize Humin and return the cookie to me.

Damn, that's one of the most badass Spikes I've ever seen.

Go home username, you're drunk.

I beat Pinkie to death with a paper napkin and take the cookie from his corpse.

After using my army of lawyers to get out of jail thanks to the technicality that it wasn't me that actually did the harassing, I steal the cookie by using a grappling hook to shimmy up a sheet metal wall to bypass the lasers so I can grab it.

I hire a mercenary to slap Alyxx with a giant purple dildo and steal it while she is distracted.

So uh... I just uh... started reading a story...

 

It's umm.... yeah. >>>Fallout: Equestria<<<

Go home Jek, you're drunk.

Total cost of tuition and textbooks for this semester: $1,119. Fuck everything.

Grits. It is approximately 40% butter and cheese at this point.