Twilight Sparkle

Banned because one does not simply pass the 2nd grade.

Banned because one does not simply fail the second grade.

It's 7:50 PM and still 100F outside. 86F in the house, even though the thermostat is set to 76F :\

One of my favorites is in my signature.

 

I also love when he pretends to teach a group of kids/college students. :3

"Okay, I'm your dance instructor- NO WAIT YOU'RE STARTING TOO EARLY, STOP THAT! ONE TWO THREE LEFT, ONE TWO THREE LEFT, NO YOUR RHYTHM'S ALL WRONG, ONE TWO THREE LEFT!"

Going to bed. Dafuq is wrong with me.

Oh right, I bought Mass Effect yesterday. DAMN YOU PINKIE!

"No one's making fun of you behind your back Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Doesn't bother me that I'll always imagine you typing with a British accent then.

Hmm, what do you imagine my accent to be?

>YFW Alyxx actually posts a pony image (and one that's surprisingly awesome too).

WAIT FOR ME, I'M COMING TOO!!!

 

And I'm MILES more prepared than you'll ever be.

 

How is that being prepared?! You ate all the damn food before we even got in the car!

Can I go? I'll be the cameraman. I'll be dressed up like this though:

Who knows what would happen if I mutated.

Well you're in luck! Maxbun lives next to a nuclear power plant!

so, you've got Freudian slips, and I've got typos. we should form a crime fighting duo staring Gerard Butler as myself in the eventual film.

 

Who are the bad guys? Grammar Nazis?

that and linguists everywhere!

I see what you're going for here...That's quite akin to the declaration of war on the USSR in real life!

so, you've got Freudian slips, and I've got typos. we should form a crime fighting duo staring Gerard Butler as myself in the eventual film.

Who are the bad guys? Grammar Nazis?

How exactly does one "feel slimy"?

 

(No, not "sit in motor oil").

You should have known better than to ask.

>YFW an adorable cat you've never seen before gets into your house by tearing a hole in your screen door.

is it just me or is spike becoming more intelligent and normal as these go along? (I use those terms loosely, mind you.)

Yeah, I see what you mean. Twilight comes close (even though she is apparently an ex-nazi) but, obviously, she's a mad scientist. And I guess you could call Rainbow Dash sane, if perverted. Either way I find myself enjoying Spike's parts more and more.

>YFW President Obama admits that he actually wasn't born in America.

In your neighbor's house. Take it while he's asleep.

There's this picture I saw once that I can't find again. What's the best method to do so?

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Oh God! There's more.

I saw this last night, but to tbh, this one is so screwed up I didn't even want to post it. Spike was the best part of this one, and I have to admit I chuckled when I saw "Twilight 'Sparkle' Mengele".

Gentlemen behold...My happy face!

 

 

 

 

 

It couldn't be helped; I'm sorry.

My mustache could never be that magnificent...

And Chuck, I saw your post before you ninja'd it.

Banned because WAT

>YFW Iran performs a successful sustained fusion reaction, and refuses to share how to do it with other countries.

>YFW North Korea accidentally nukes its own capital.

 

I don't get it. Are those supposed to be colt versions of the CMC?

I think so, now that you mention it. I just thought it was kind of funny, and adorable of course.

Banned because I steal your soul and cast lightning Lvl 1,000,000! Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a lvl 2 druid