Twilight Sparkle

Bahaha, this is brilliant. Cold war, the simple version!

With a flamethrower.

Is it safe to make a flamethrower out of napalm, a lighter, and a super soaker?

Banned because it's wizard, fool, don't mess with one when he's wizarding!

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I vill anzver like a deutch: I don't get zis

The BAR was a weapon issued to American soldiers, basically the 40's version of a light machine gun. It's a spin on the typical 'blank walks into a bar' joke.

>YFW the Pyro has Morgan Freeman's voice, and Billy Mays' face.

Banned for being red.

Gentlemen behold...My happy face!

Banned because that was too drawn out to be funny.

Still 10/10, I love that animation.

Banned because there's a van parked outside that does that.

I see what you did there...

8/10

Banned because wat?

Banned because you might stand a better chance if you team up.

Pinkie, I'm ashamed of you. Discord...Good work.

 

Made me lol, just thought I'd share.

 

 

Fluttershy tried to break the fourth wall, but failed.

Perform the Counter-Heimlich maneuver.

Can't feel the lower half of my body, what do?

Made me lol, just thought I'd share.

Pour a little water on him, that should jump start it.

JW's are banging on my door and they won't leave! How do I get rid of them?

Wondering why in New Vegas there are ghoul PROSTITUTES. I can appreciate the fact that New Vegas is tolerable and acceptable of them but...prostitutes? Who wants to fuck a rotting...ANYTHING? They're generally nice but that's just nasty.

I have one thing to say to you.

Fisto: "Please assume the position."

8/10, I was originally going to go with Logic, but I figured the magic aspect fit my character better.

10/10, I actually really like this one. Short, sweet, a reference to Half Life, and it kind of fits with you being a mod in a way.

Banned for being hungry. Take some Concerta, in my experience that stuff absolutely ruins your appetite without fail.

Freeman seems to be a man who rather enjoys his drugs, but is apparently not so addicted that he breaks down into a bumbling wreck if he doesn't have them.

Or...Maybe he is, and that's why he's going mad?

*Insert Conspiracy Keanu*

Title(was my idea)