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  1. I put here picture of Gordon Freeman hugging a pillow crowbar. You put here big ass picture of a pony, like it was just too little of them on the whole internet. That simple. End of discussion. I lost enough time on that. Write what you want, I won't be discussing this any longer. I'll just enjoy HALF-LIFE.

     

    ...So? How are those anything except equally relevant in the FREE FOR ALL forum anyway? And if you think age is the only thing that equals maturity, you obviously haven't met, uh, any one of the millions of supposedly 'mature' adults that are total idiots? Just the fact that you're dismissive of him because of his age shows that you didn't even bother to think about his point of view, you just continued to bitch about it like 9 year old who didn't get a cookie he asked for.

     

    If anything, you're far less mature because you think that you're more mature because of your age. This is quite flawed logic, but I think we've all figured out that you seem to think you're above logic at this point.

  2. What ensued talking to Twilight whilst playing a...very strange mod for Fallout 3. The beginning is just us commentating on parts of the game, later though...

     

    Kaweebo [AF]: Started new game (yes kept old save)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Enjoy the next ten minutes lol

    Kaweebo [AF]: What do you mean

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: All those fun parts where you're growing up and doing nothing else

    Kaweebo [AF]: lol

    Kaweebo [AF]: HEY MY ONE YEAR OLD SON

    Kaweebo [AF]: WANNA LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE??

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: >Implying that christianity exists in the future

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NOPE

    Kaweebo [AF]: Well it apparently does.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In fact there are dialogue options in NV that imply that the courier (Protagonist of NV and as far as anyone knows grew up outside the vault, and is definitely well traveled) can imply he's never even heard of it

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm assuming the vault is an exception because, well, it hasn't changed much in the generations really

    Kaweebo [AF]: Seriously who invites punkass Butch

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ikr

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I mean, it's not just a secret molestation or something

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everyone apparently knows he's an asshole and that you and him hate each other

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should post it on the fallout confessions tumblr

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Put it up for consideration

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I still wonder who the hell invited Butch to my birthday party)

    Kaweebo [AF]: I'm sure someone has already

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, there are hundreds all the time

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They'll repost even if someone has

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides, I'm the pessimist here, let me take care of that!

     

    Kaweebo [AF]: None. You wish the vault had a soccer team.

    Kaweebo [AF]: LOL

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Eyep

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The hipster answer

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder what skill that tags?

    Kaweebo [AF]: I didn't pick it lol

    Kaweebo [AF]: Where's the 'ask to borrow the comic book and promise to give it back' option?

    Kaweebo [AF]: Seems there's no logic in these answers

    Kaweebo [AF]: THIS CLASS IS OUT OF ORDER

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Silly, this is the GOAT

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fallout games are like that

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Everything is layered with dark humor to help cope with the horrors in the most fucked up way (yet lovable) imaginable

    Kaweebo [AF]: WTF

    Kaweebo [AF]: ALL OF THESE PRANK OPTIONS COULD POSSIBLY KILL MY DAD

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Especailly the one about heart pills

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ GUYS?

    Kaweebo [AF]: I guess the firecracker one

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah worse case scenario it just means you won't be getting any little wanderers

    Kaweebo [AF]: bahahah

    Kaweebo [AF]: 'Who's the most important person in Vault 101'?

    Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

    Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD I FORGOT

    Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

    Kaweebo [AF]: Overseer

    Kaweebo [AF]: Pfft easy

    Kaweebo [AF]: Obviously Butch.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, if you listen in later on one of Butch's idiot friends

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll ask what answer you picked for that one

    Kaweebo [AF]: What would we do without that constant abuse?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DAFUQ

    Kaweebo [AF]: DAFUQ

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair, a paranoid person would think it was a trap or something

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...But he's not paranoid, he's just a moron

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You know you can have Butch as a companion later

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He escapes the vault after you do a side quest that involves going back there

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be in rivet city, the bar

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And you can have him as your companion

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (He likes to pretend he's in charge)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I gave him power armor and, I think, an assault rifle

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...He died

    Kaweebo [AF]: HAHAHAHA

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: To be fair we weren't in happy rainbow fun land at the time

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But still

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: POWER ARMOR

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That shit's no joke, the BoS has been fighting the Super Mutants for TWENTY YEARS

    Kaweebo [AF]: wat

    Kaweebo [AF]: I'm slated to be the Vault Chaplain

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ah

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Barter is one of your tag skills, yes?

    Kaweebo [AF]: What is even

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And Chaplain is basically a priest right?

    Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

    Kaweebo [AF]: I don't want to be a priest!

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Lol

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: talk to brock

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll let you tag your own skills, even after the test

    Kaweebo [AF]: I am

    Kaweebo [AF]: He's letting me change it

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "TEACHER, WTF IS THIS SHIT"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "I KNOW RIGHT? THIS TEST IS BULLSHIT HERE LEMME CHANGE YOUR ANSWERS, WHATDDYA WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: There's also an option for vault fry cook

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And...Shift superviser, I think it's called

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: He'll be like

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Huh. Am I talking to the next overseer?"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DOUBT IT

    Kaweebo [AF]: lol

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But no doctor option

    Kaweebo [AF]: ...

    Kaweebo [AF]: wtf

    Kaweebo [AF]: They replaced the normal gun with...a glock...

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If you medcine/science it's something like "test subject"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLASPHEMY

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO

    Kaweebo [AF]: I don't even know

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA MAN AT LEAST KEEP THE PREVIOUS WEAPONS

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm going to hack your computer and make it BSoD whenever you install non-graphical mods

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And yes, what I said earlier still applies. If I get annoying tell me to GTFO)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm MOSTLY joking)

    Kaweebo [AF]: lol

    Kaweebo [AF]: It kind of makes sense...

    Kaweebo [AF]: I guess...

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: NO IT DOESN'T

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AT ALL

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Know why?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because in Fallout 2 Glock is making energy weapons

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Or, was rather

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BEHOLD, LOGIC

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Seriously they're on like, Glock 86 energy pistol or something

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I had a thought

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I wonder how the vault trains its guards?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because, no trade with the outside world and no factories or anything either

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So...They're using a set supply of ammo

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And obviously they have to train their guards in firearms

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yet, they can't

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because it'd be pointless to have trained guards if there's no ammo for them to use

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Same if they're not trained, they can't use their guns effectively

    Kaweebo [AF]: This is a Glock 19

    Kaweebo [AF]: Does glock 19 exist

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (And they do when you escape, more or less)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BLASPHEMY

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes it does

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: IRL

    Kaweebo [AF]: I can change it

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And, I'd like to add, that I doubt the 50's would have endorsed a plastic gun

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's why the default pistol is a metal brick that probably weighs 10 pounds and shoots a big-ass 10mm bullet

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Weight is 3

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's three pounds

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: In a pistol

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's almost as heavy as a desert eagle

    Kaweebo [AF]: WHAT

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And this isn't a magnum

    Kaweebo [AF]: THE

    Kaweebo [AF]: FUCK

    Kaweebo [AF]: Okay...

    Kaweebo [AF]: I just looted Jonas

    Kaweebo [AF]: and

    Kaweebo [AF]: He doesn't have underwear on

    Kaweebo [AF]: There is a bulging black guy penis

    Kaweebo [AF]: Just

    Kaweebo [AF]: Why

    Kaweebo [AF]: WHY

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahahaha!

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I see now

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Your wonderful mods

    Kaweebo [AF]: It's the fucking eborn mod

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: You should have prepared for...

    Kaweebo [AF]: Reborn*

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Unforseen Consequences

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BAHAHAHAHAHA

    Kaweebo [AF]: Well fuck the Reborn mod

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: No bulging black guy penis for you?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Too bad you can't loot your dad if you get my meaning BAHAHAHA

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Talk about awkward

    Kaweebo [AF]: I'm going back to Combat Realism

    Kaweebo [AF]: At least it keeps everything the same

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With no black penises

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahaha

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: My brother shall enjoy this story I think

    Kaweebo [AF]: You know what I should do?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun taking out raider strongholds when only one bullet kills you, power armor or not

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because there's still a fuckton of raiders shooting at you

    Kaweebo [AF]: Keep the Reborn mod, livestream it with you watching, and see how many times you yell 'BETRAYAL'

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Pfft, I haven't yelled that even ONCe

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Besides I'll just laugh at all the penises you'll be enduring

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fallout Reborn V8"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Whoa look out we got a badass over here

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a V8!

    Kaweebo [AF]: V8?

    Kaweebo [AF]: I had fucking V9

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fake (and boring)" weapons

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING FUCK?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's in the future by 200 fucking years

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why would guys be running around with a fucking M16?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is a laser rifle boring? And how is a different gun that shoots projectiles more entertaining than another gun that shoots projectiles?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WAAAAT

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: JGFHADIOU;FH;ASFHIOFBSF

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Dafuq?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: An m4a1 to replace the laser rifle

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: What is even the fuck

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Good god, you downloaded a damn Call of Duty mod

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With more penises

    Kaweebo [AF]: I just realized

    Kaweebo [AF]: Well screw that

    Kaweebo [AF]: Though I do appreciate the ironsights

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (You get those in NV. There's probably a mod for it in Fallout 3 anyway)

    Kaweebo [AF]: That's what I'm talking about

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: FOR fallout 3

    Kaweebo [AF]: That's a seperate mod

    Kaweebo [AF]: That I got

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Aaah

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I have a love-hate relationship with it in NV

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: See, you can turn it off

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So it's basically either F3 default or ironsight aiming

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ironsight aiming is neat and all

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But I find it hard to actually AIM with it

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because honestly, a lot of the weapon sights suck ASS

    Kaweebo [AF]: Where's my HUD marker at

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And worse, some of them aren't even fully on

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (I'm going to laugh if it turns out your 'realism' mod removed the magic map marker)

    Kaweebo [AF]: I removed the mod

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: By fully on, I mean that the bullets don't go where you point it

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Gooood

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because that...Was just blasphemy

    Kaweebo [AF]: Well, turned it off, anyway

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: This mod page makes me vomit in rage

    Kaweebo [AF]: I'll fully remove at some point when I'm not lazy

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It just...It's everything Fallout is not

    Kaweebo [AF]: It sounded promising

    Kaweebo [AF]: Somewhat

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Then big black penises and CoD weapon replacements

    Kaweebo [AF]: But then it had black penises

    Kaweebo [AF]: WHY WOULD I STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: BECAUSE YOU LOVED JONAS AND YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: AND NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

    Kaweebo [AF]: NO

    Kaweebo [AF]: NOOOO

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: DO IT FOR JONAS

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HE DIDN'T HAVE A WIFE

    Kaweebo [AF]: JONAS IS DEAD HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HIS SPIRIT WATCHES YOU THOUGH

    Kaweebo [AF]: OH GOD THAT JUST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Ahahaha

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I know right?

    Kaweebo [AF]: Yes

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Centaur's actually carry some loot now, don't ask where"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC

    Kaweebo [AF]: How does that make sense

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: EXACTLY

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: THIS TRIAL IS A FRAUD

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Er

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Mod

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Personal Mark VI Turrets can be bought from vendors."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because of the wasteland's booming economy and many factories?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Also, the fuck would you do with them?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Carry them around?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's not like your house is required to resist extended sieges

    Kaweebo [AF]: Just explain to me everything wrong with the mod

    Kaweebo [AF]: It pleases me

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Oh I will)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Unless you want me to stop?)

    Kaweebo [AF]: I was not being sarcastic.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Hmm

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: ...Really?

    Kaweebo [AF]: YES

    Kaweebo [AF]: REALLY

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I kind of thought you'd be tolerating this at best

    Kaweebo [AF]: You don't give yourself enough credit

    Kaweebo [AF]: It's hilarious to hear complaints about mods like this from walking encyclopedias about the universe

    Kaweebo [AF]: Hell I enjoy hearing myself about it with Mass Effect

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Well, walking encyclopedia sounds sarcastic...But okay

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'll continue to indulge

    Kaweebo [AF]: I meant it as an endearing term but mmkay.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Now where was I

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Gates in Little Lamplight can now be blown open, with enough firepower."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And it's realistic to be carrying a howitzer with you?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Pickpocketing is far easier, as I've bumped up the min/max success chance: (was 5-85 %, now is 25-100%)." Yeah because pickpocketing is so easy IRL

    Kaweebo [AF]: Considering they scaled back how much stuff you can carry without being overencumbere...no.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "All the wasteland critters and monsters now deal FAR more damage. A feral ghoul does 75 damage per swipe, and Deathclaws can easily kill with one swipe of their claws."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because if some hobo comes up to you and swipes you with his nasty fingernails, he'll kill you in two hits

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Traps are far more deadly."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: OH GOD THE TENNIS BALL LAUNCHER TRAPS MIGHT BE A THREAT NOW

    Kaweebo [AF]: Tennis ball launcher traps?

    Kaweebo [AF]: dafuq

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yes

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They're tennis ball launchers

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With tripwires

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They do next to nothing

    Kaweebo [AF]: They might slightly bruise you

    Kaweebo [AF]: Maybe

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Eyebot explosions are larger and more damaging."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Fucking why? Are they gasoline powered?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's unrealistic that they explode in the FIRST place

    Kaweebo [AF]: lol

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Characters no longer go flying when they get shot, instead they crumple to the ground in a more realistic manner."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do they also realistically die only after several minutes of bleeding to death?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Fixed several NPC inventories by removing Skill Books, to prevent exploits."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY EXPLOITS IN THIS MOD, NO SIR

    Kaweebo [AF]: I saw their 'crumpling'

    Kaweebo [AF]: The body just crumpled INTO itself

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I was going to suggest it was like a house of cards

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Sounds like I was right

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Max level raised to 100, and it is now a bit easier to level up. You can also skip through the level-up screens without selecting skill points or a perk. You only get a base of 5 Skill Points per level-up."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: HAHAHA

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because leveling up to 100 is realistic, but up to 30 is not

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Selling items gives you considerably less caps, to prevent you from becoming a millionaire by level 10."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh, what the fuck?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's hard enough to make money in that game

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I've never had more than 5,000 at once, and that's probably optimistic

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: If anything it's realistic already because the vendors charge you more than the value for items, and pay you half of it for your stuff

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Loot has been redone to add more semi-useless stuff, and to tone down the ridiculous amount of amazing loot you stumble across in the wasteland."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Are you fucking serious? You can play for an hour and find nothing other than cigarettes and lawn gnomes

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "The medicine skill can multiply the effectiveness of meds by up to 5 times, instead of 2."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because stimpacks work better if you're trained as a brain surgeon instead of just a guy who can do first aid?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Royal Wasteland Bank"

    Kaweebo [AF]: Ohohoho

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Yeah because raiders, who own 80% of human territory in Fallout 3, are definitely going to run the fucking banks with no complaints

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And give you interest too!

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: They still shoot on sight though, so their complaints department is constantly busy

    Kaweebo [AF]: Wit

    Kaweebo [AF]: It is in your language

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: (Good it's working)

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Giving the beggars water now only gives you a tenth of the good Karma you used to receive."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Why? Because giving the Wasteland's most precious resource to a person on the verge of death from dehydration isn't all that good of an act?

    Kaweebo [AF]: Damn.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: :The Personal Sanitizer now takes one Abraxo Cleaner per food or beverage cleaned, but totally removes any radiation from the food"

    Kaweebo [AF]: That makes a lot of sense.

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Oho, so it's unrealistic to find a crappy gun every 2 hours, but it makes sense for you to have an iPod sized machine that is powered by sink cleaner and automatically cleans all food completely?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Certain weapons are now actually useful (Miss Launcher, MIRV, etc)"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Uh

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Is this guy for real?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Do you know what the MIRV is?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: It's a weapon that fires EIGHT MININUKES AT ONCE

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: How can that POSSIBLY be NOT useful?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: The ONLY way this could be made more 'useful' would be to put more mininukes in the game so you don't run out

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: And how is it realistic to find fucking nukes lying all over the place?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Weapon mods; now you can find modified weapons throughout the wasteland (Suppressor, ACOG, etc)."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because raiders are gonna be equipped like Navy SEALs on a regular basis amirite?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "A book trade-in terminal at the Arlington Library, that allows you to swap a skill book for a different one. It also allows you to trade in rare books for more trade points then your average skill book."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: yeah because a fully functioning library in a world where 99% of all books are destroyed?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's realistic bro

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Wasteland Wave, a personal radio station that is accessible 24/7. You can now listen to 20 of your favorites songs as you roam the wasteland!"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: that's a fucking 20 MB iPod, how is that realistic?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "You can take Talon or Raider armor and disguise yourself with it. Be warned that drawing a weapon will destroy your cover, so don't think that this is a feature you can use to gun down enemies as their friends watch."

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: So, why is it that these guys walk around with guns in their hands all the time

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: But you pull yours out and you're public enemy #1?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I think it's pretty fair that they turn hostile when you start shooting

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Plus, why does no one question the new guy who appears out of nowhere who looks a LOT like that vault kid who's been fucking up their shit for the past few weeks?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: With, presumably, bloody and bullet-hole filled armor

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Which would've been required to get it off a talon merc

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: "Moira, Chief Gustavo, Flak, and Shrapnel now all have 100 Repair skill"

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Because everyone who owns a store is a master repairman who can restore all guns to their 200 years past condition?

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R] deep breaths

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: Okay

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: I'm done for now

    ZCS| Holywarrior [R]: That's...everything on the mod page that wasn't reasonable in some way

     

    Fallout Zealot? Me? Nonsense.

  3. No. It went down like this:

    A few bullets hit the fuel tank making it leak liquid octane and octane vapors. Then a bullet hit a wire close to the fuel tank severing it. But as the bullet was going through the wire the electricity was arcing across from wire to bullet, bullet to wire, causing the octane vapors to ignite and then proceeding to blow everything up in its vicinity. Leading to Michael Bay having an orgasm.

    Seems legit. I think that's what actually happens when planes get shot down anyway.

     

    STOP NINJA EDITING TWILY GOSH

     

    No idea what you mean.

     

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