Twilight Sparkle

No. It went down like this:

A few bullets hit the fuel tank making it leak liquid octane and octane vapors. Then a bullet hit a wire close to the fuel tank severing it. But as the bullet was going through the wire the electricity was arcing across from wire to bullet, bullet to wire, causing the octane vapors to ignite and then proceeding to blow everything up in its vicinity. Leading to Michael Bay having an orgasm.

A post with that much science-y stuff in it has to be right! I'll go with this.

Banned for banning fun, what is this North Korea?

I'm a gamer at hart but am stoped from playing any thing new for tec reasons

 

Fallout is in my top ten because the world it creates is one of the best I've seen

 

The reason I'm not allowed within 200 of the game stop is because one time I was there a guy was thing to steal a copy of skyrim, I stoped him but I accidentally broke his arm ... and his leg ... and his other arm ... and his face. So now I'm not alowed within 200 ft

 

This does not reduce the amount of 'wat' in your story.

Well I didn't try to brake him, it was the bus that did mot of the damage

I give up.

I'm a gamer at hart but am stoped from playing any thing new for tec reasons

 

Fallout is in my top ten because the world it creates is one of the best I've seen

 

The reason I'm not allowed within 200 of the game stop is because one time I was there a guy was thing to steal a copy of skyrim, I stoped him but I accidentally broke his arm ... and his leg ... and his other arm ... and his face. So now I'm not alowed within 200 ft

This does not reduce the amount of 'wat' in your story.

You know what I mean, that's the perception of him at least.

Twilight is exploitation because it's making its readers fall madly in love with a perfect man that does not, and never can, exist. It's an exploitable market because there's plenty of people out there who would take it way too seriously, and in fact, do.

Shiny you can't have an exploitation films whith very hot girls and not have tits.

Banned for not making any sense.

Ironically I just barely fit those requirements myself. I've played Fo3 a few times, read Fo:E once and only one short side story, and only recently got/started playing New Vegas.

 

And you should probably put something in there about "decent grammar and spelling skills," though previous experience is not necessary.

Actually I DON'T fit the requirements. I've never played fallout (but I really want to) I've only seen a LOT of let's playe of all the fallout games

Well, don't worry about that anymore, because you are going to play it RIGHT NOW! Yes. You. Wallet. Your car. Out the front door. Gamestop. Fallout 3. Goodbye.

Banned for making everything sexual.

Mostly what Twilight's doing, I enjoy going back and touching up details of things.

Things you need on your résumé:

1. Play Fallout 3

2. Be versed reasonably well in Fallout lore (Do YOU know who the most popular president in NCR history was?)

3. Read Fallout Equestia!

4. Know how to work with the English language.

Estimated time until completion: Eighteen Months

Review pending.

Fallout 3.

 

Love ya, Twi<3<3<3

FFFUUU! Dammit! Ninjaing doesn't work if the guy sees it first does it?

Pretty much.

I have a minor request. Could we get a 'return to previous forum' button at the bottom of each thread page?

I always imagined that if the Combine had chosen Morgan Freeman instead of Dr. Breen to be their administrator, there would have been no rebellion.

Banned for not making it so.

Banned for having a rep that resembles an internet rule.

Well, on one hand, America hardly needs any more allies. NATO is already pretty much the most powerful military force in the world. Finland wouldn't change that very much. On the other hand, Russia is pretty isolated at the moment, and they haven't gotten any less fearful of the west just because they aren't communist now, and it doesn't help that their allies changed sides in the late 80's. If you're looking toward North Korea as a potential ally, then you know you're running short on candidates. I suppose I can't blame them for not wanting another NATO member, but they tried to control Finland once, it didn't end well for them, and that was without the rest of Europe helping out. So, I'll say that Russia is better off with a hands-off policy on this one, and that NATO really doesn't need any more members, but that it's Finland's right to make that choice, ultimately.

What is this thing you speak of, armor piercing 9mm bullets?

However, I will say that I've heard about American Apache pilots in the Middle East finding out the hard way that Apaches are surprisingly vulnerable to small arms fire, even with armor. It got to the point where most air support missions were being carried out by A-10 Thunderbolts before the invasion was over. I'll just go with the idea that when dozens of bullets are impacting it that rapidly, one of them is bound to get lucky and hit something vital.

Banned because so much of your rep disappeared.

Banned for not having to make sense.

Hmm, Carowinds eh? I was hoping for that - it would be an hour's drive, but that's assuming my truck can make it (it's older than the collapse of communism). Word to the wise though - it'll be damn humid around here this time of year, so expect to be sweating your asses off. As for me, well, I'd probably like to go, but Carowinds isn't exactly cheap. Maybe I could just pitch a tent outside and shake hands with everyone before they go in or something.

I'm pretty firmly in the liberal camp of politics, although I don't go out of my way to throw down with the republicans I know. At this point, I don't get offended at stupid things that people like Mitt Romney say, I just think it's hilarious and move on, knowing that there will be more and more of it in the future.

8/10, -2 because the sunglasses look weird and the hair looks fake.