Twilight Sparkle

*Is in Ravenholm*

 

Jesus Christ, where am I, Innsmouth?

Hey is that grass?! God I haven't seen that in a while. Is it weird to be glad to see foliage? Because I could think of a few things that I'd be happier to see. Coffee, a grappling hook, some supermodels...

 

*Sees the hanging lower half of a body.*

 

Damn, must've been some birthday party.

 

Oh, more of these freaks huh? NOTHING A COMPACT, FULLY AUTOMATIC 4.7mm PROBLEM SOLVER CAN'T HANDLE!

"What the hell, it's dark already? I was only in there for like, 20 minutes!"

*Notices the sign.*

"Oh, Ravenholm huh? Is the sign really necessary? I mean, the only way in here is through the bunker where everyone knows the name already."

*Sees the body*

"Why is it hanging from the waist? People talk about the ends justifying the means, but I think if you try and kill yourself by tying a rope around your waist and jumping, you aren't going to agree with that. Well, he had the right idea anyway, this place looks almost as bad as my old college dorm."

*The zombie wakes up*

"Well, at least my roommate was friendlier." *Shoots it dead*

*He walks forward, and a bunch of Ravens take off*

"JESUS CHRIST!" *Fires randomly*

"Well I guess I know why it's called Ravenholm now! I bet the whole town consisted of those two dead guys and the world's biggest bird's nest. I can see why no one comes here anymore."

Bloodred color maybe?

Cigar.

A cliché zombie film.

South Park, Bigger Longer & Uncut.

True, it could, but then he would pretty much be able to skip the whole game in a whole lot of places.

And, I think, an alternative to a grappling hook that Freeman would find quite pleasing.

Blacksburg, VA is, according to Google maps, about two hours and forty-five minutes from my house. I mean, it'd be cool to meet you, Ross, but gas is fucking expensive and I'm not quite that psychotic of a fan. But if you happen to travel through NC, which isn't super unreasonable, let me know.

Shit, this is scarily accurate, that's pretty much how it is for me too.

Upon receiving the gravity gun:

 

"Forget a grappling hook, forget bullets! Blunt force trauma is all I need. (smashes a box into a wall) Oh yeah, there are going to be a LOT of opened crates today."

"WHY CAN'T I USE THIS TO PULL MYSELF TOWARD SOMETHING ELSE!?"

Le poor useless me didn't help with anything.

 

I can haz drink anyway?

>YFW Gabe Newell and Ross Scott turn out to be one and the same.

Whoa, that's a great story! That editor must be damn fine, damn fine indeed! Also the authors helped a little bit here and there too.

I'm happy to be a part of this, and I think we've done a good thing there. I think we've got a straight shot of really getting noticed if we keep it up. Gentlemen, this calls for a drink!

New York Anti Narcotics Corps

M A J E S

Banned because 2 + 2 = 5

amidoinitrite?

People Reduce Involuntary Mechanical Experiments

L I B E R

Friendly Iguanas Generally Hate Tumors

J U S T O

"We didn't add security doors to the test chamber because the beeps annoy you Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The glass panels aren't all designed to shatter at the same time Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The water fountains are safe to drink from Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Face it. You will never be as cool as I am while I'm looking like this."

I am now addicted to Fallout: Equestria, thanks to SOMEONE making me read it.

 

10/10, forever.

>YFW when this was an obvious setup

He loves him some German!

Oh, alright. 8/10 this time.

Too big to post here very well, but it's worth it.

8/10.

Alright, take 2, go!

Banned for mentioning sex again. It's bad to do that near alyxx!

7/10