Twilight Sparkle

Wish granted, but you don't get to use any avatars from it.

I wish I could will all of my problems away.

Wish granted, now you only injure yourself in very painful, but normal ways.

I wish that I could bring any fictional character to life.

8/10 don't you dare!

"You were NOT who I was expecting when I broke this wall!"

Well Bronies, we've got a new member in the herd, thanks to me, he watched the first episode, and he's watching more.

Bring us back a forum pony! We're down by three!

So, I've got one for you.

If your hair IRL had look like Rainbow Dash's or Pinkie Pie's, permanently, which one would you pick? Think carefully.

"Hang on a sec- okay, now let's try this again. NOW do you agree with me?"

Wish granted, but band-aids don't do shit for stubbed toes.

I wish I could blow people up with my mind.

Uh...Not sure if serious?

You're adopted.

Wish granted, but it's just you in space with a gun and a cowboy hat, with no air.

I wish I knew what you were referencing, because I'm like 99% sure that you are.

Wish granted, but they gave it to someone else who was more qualified.

I wish I was a wizard.

There needs to be some contract that trades your free will for the privilege of working with Ross.

So, basically become his producer?

"Sheesh, do you EVER clean in here?"

Banned because that's three posts involving 'mark' without a pirate reference.

Keeps saying he loves me, lol.

Cake, I never really liked pie.

Tater tots or french fries?

Banned because that would just lead to everyone dying. Besides, it would be simple to bomb the entrances and seal the zombies underground. It isn't like anyone is using the space anymore.

Banned because it wasn't ever confirmed that North Korea was infected, and they probably weren't because no infected would've managed to get into the bunker because they closed it down so early.

Banned because that was a horrible, horrible joke. I'd have thought it was generated by North Korea's Public Humor Affairs office.

"The security guards aren't secretly Aperture spies Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

SCP-087-C (cupcakes)

Mlp SCP-087-b Cupcakes Modification

Jesus fucking christ, Pinkie must get SO tired of walking down there all the time.

"Whoa...I thought it was bigger than that."

>YFW when you wake up next to Nigel Thornberry.

Wish granted, you now have everything you could dream of, including all known diseases and ailments.

I wish...I could find good fanfics.