Twilight Sparkle

"This isn't the worst rescue operation in history Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

>YFW you wake up and suddenly have -35 rep.

>YFW when one of your posts gets you +10 rep.

"You're not the only scientist in the facility with a beard Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Banned because it's physically superior to you in every way, therefore you cannot escape.

"The armed missiles lying around aren't part of the tour Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Banned because his preferences were not the cause of the ban.

"Aliens aren't teleporting into the walls Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

If real life was like Garrysmod, it would take 50 trans-human supersoldiers to kill a single untrained guerrilla fighter in a rank-and-file shooting battle.

Banned for shortening his name.

Banned because that isn't my doing.

Banned for implying that sex is immoral.

>YFW Alyxx happens to be away right when it starts up.

YFW Obama declares himself Commander of the United States and assumes absolute power.

It's like he's trying to use logic to convince people that the earth is flat.

Banned because one does not simply defeat a sandwich.

>YFW Reddit and 9Gag declare war on each other.

>YFW you have a cat that is the perfect pet for you, except that he refuses to cover up his presents in the litter box.

8/10, only because I loved the dancing pony avatar so much more.

Hmm, really? But it looks so simple though. I only picked it because I couldn't find anything better (Finding TS avatars is a pain in the ass).

10/10. It's tantalizing.

Banned for a rep number that resembles a certain internet rule.

"The turret gun isn't indiscriminate in what it shoots at Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

You are aware that trolling doesn't work if it is blatantly obvious?

For about the billionth time: Holding opinions that differ from your own is not trolling.

 

Constantly calling someone a troll for no reason, however, is.

It isn't so much that you have different opinions as it is that you are coming here for no other purpose than to blatantly insult every single one of us for having this interest. I really shouldn't have to explain this, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and, just this once, assume that you aren't just trolling.

"This is my favorite kind of trolling!"

YFW North Korea finally invades South Korea.