Twilight Sparkle

"The military's disaster response protocol isn't to kill everyone Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

20 Years from now, there will be talk of replacing the source engine with a new one.

You are asked to make the opening speech at the first showing of the last Twilight movie.

20 years from now, video games will be so realistic that when you get shot in Call of Duty, you have to spend three months recovering in the hospital.

"The FBI hasn't discovered your list Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

(I can't believe no one thought of this sooner. This is fun!)

Dancing

Banned for your own protection.

Banned for trying to be diplomatic.

"The soldiers aren't really that stupid Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The military isn't finding you because of your beard Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Your beard isn't secretly alive Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

What.

Still 10/10. Probably always will be.

"This pleases me."

"Radar scanners don't work Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Your suit doesn't need a grappling hook Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Cold weather, by far. My truck is made of metal, you see (So, even with functioning A/C, the heater is much more effective).

Mountain Dew or Mello Yello?

This seems like an inadequate reply...But Luna basically sums up my thoughts on this.

>YFW your mom wins the lottery, but to have any of the money you have to move back in with her and obey all of her ridiculous rules.

Banned for not sleeping.

Banned for using shorthand in your title.

Wish granted, however it's the one you get at the start of the game that only fires one portal.

I wish I had a leather trench coat (because I freaking hate hair that sticks to my current one).

Nachos.

Paper or plastic?

Made me lol just now.

Granted, the universe implodes because it's already too late.

I wish I could get the ****ing smudges off my glasses for once.