Twilight Sparkle

Banned because I read the evil overlord list.

Banned because my plans have at last come to fruition.

Banned because most*

You are put in charge of training a new employee, who used to bully you in high school.

You get run over by a golf cart in front of all your friends.

8/10

If you had been invited to the premiere of The Avengers.

>YFW you are asked to join the Men in Black.

>YFW you find a kitten sleeping in your car.

Hooves you bastard I spat coke all over my keyboard.

>YFW you discover you have a fetish for BDSM.

>YFW Wheatley is revealed to just be a massive troll in Portal 3 and was actually even smarter than GLaDOS.

Banned because I don't know either.

>YFW GLaDOS becomes your new roommate.

Probably doesn't even do it justice.

>YFW it doesn't do it justice.

"Just let it happen"

>YFW we made it to four repeated images this time.

You wake up in bed with an ogre.

(I've just been waiting to post this one. SO MUCH D'AAAAW!)

>YFW we keep posting anyway.

While on that topic, I don't know how well-known this is, but I had a similar Mind Blown moment when someone pointed out that Derpy Hooves' cutie mark could represent bubble wrap, therefore mail.

>YFW your friend says his favorite pony is Spike.

>YFW a wizard dueling game is released for the xbox Kinect that actually uses hand gestures to cast spells.

Speaking of avatars, I certainly like yours. I've always been fond of the "Are you shitting me?" faces.

Have I ever said that you were a really cool guy? No? Good!

Not sure if creepy or awesome:

 

 

Depends on the character really...But mostly awesome.

(Also, I fucking love your avatar, seriously).