Twilight Sparkle

>YFW you see the Testicle Crusher get defeated.

Yep, Aperture Science was no slouch when it came to the actual science! Now, their marketing department on the other hand...

>YFW a professional boxer with the stage name "The Testicle Crusher" challenges you to a fight.

I don't know you, but I like how you gave my avatar a 10/10.

Wish granted, however you can no longer understand the other ones.

I wish that all my favorite source mods weren't broken now that the engine has been updated to the orange box.

Fun guy.

1984/1984

Hmm, where do begin?

Funny, creative, random, and of course, is a pony user.

>YFW your worst enemy accidentally emails you an embarrassing picture of himself.

>YFW your ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend are arguing on facebook.

Banned because your presence here indicates that you also has at least one internet.

>YFW you find out all of your friends are either gay or lesbians.

Banned because NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

>YFW you spend all day cooking a delicious steak dinner for yourself, then your cat knocks the plate off the table right before you eat.

Banned because I see you favor a Hershey bar.

*cough*facepunch*cough*

I curse more than I should, both IRL and on the internet. My biggest offense is when I'm playing CS. I get pretty excited, to say the least. As for forums, that's when I start editing cursing out of posts five seconds after I hit 'submit', because that's how long it takes me to realize that the cursing was either unnecessary or made me look stupid.

As for RL, I curse too casually. It's a recent habit, to be fair, but like I said I do it casually, so it's certainly easy for slip ups.

>YFW Fallout: Equestria Project Horizons doesn't update this week (again!)

>YFW you feel diarrhea coming in the middle of a road trip, with no bathrooms nearby (and no toilet paper).

>YFW a family with 8 infants moves into the apartment next door, and they are crying constantly.

Banned because I don't trust you.

>YFW a My Little Pony movie is announced.

>YFW 4chan is permanently shut down by the government.

10/10