Twilight Sparkle

Incoming? The shitstorm started on page 300.

The shitwinds have yet to reach maximum velocity.

>YFW you spend a whole day setting up for a major community event, only for it to get cancelled the moment you finish.

>YFW Accursed Farms is hacked and the forums go offline permanently.

>YFW Black Mesa Source is finally released, only for it to be a buggy piece of crap.

>YFW Mitt Romney is elected president.

(I broke it, fuckers!)

>YFW Alyxx and Ross get hitched.

You know what I'll say it. I CLOP! I clop to it all! Well not all some of the stuff I'm just not into.

We kinda figured, to be honest, but no need to make a big deal out of it. Like I said, I think we're all better off not talking about it. That's a fine path to a flame war, which obviously isn't conducive to the whole "Love and Tolerance" thing.

>YFW you shake someone's hand, and there's a huge amount of lotion on it.

Know what this thread needs? More Luna.

(I suspect that Doctor Whooves would enjoy this).

Sincerest apologies, but I must summarily deny your request, on the basis of not wanting any part of the event specified.

"Die in a fire."

This is apparently a pretty touchy topic, and I for one can live my life without knowing whether or not my fellow Bronies get their rocks off to pony porn.

Sure they could. Ultimately, it's up to the mods or admins whether they are believed or not.

What's to stop anyone from abandoning an old name and creating a new account with a new name? Not to cause confusion but... just sayin.

Well, iirc, multiple accounts is already against the rules anyway, and admins can track IPs, so there's that.

"You sir, have inflicted upon me the distaste of your most willfully offensive slanderous words! That being said, I believe it only within my rights to demand, on the basis of aforementioned slander, that you approach me and attempt to do battle with me!"

"Get bent."

>YFW you get a new laptop, and your roof starts leaking right above it the same day.

Must be an abstract kinda thing. 10/10 for originality!

Well, I'll just stay like I am. It isn't like I was even really posting here before my name change anyway.

"That's it! Stick it in dry!"

I'm sorry.

"Bitches don't even notice my Twilight Sparkle lapel pin."

Banned because it's more obvious when it's fanart, as opposed to the actual show where we aren't going to be seeing porn anytime soon.

Banned because that much is obvious.

Banned because we all abuse the power equally anyway, so therefore, there is no true power.

Banned because I said "exact" and not "approximate".