Twilight Sparkle

Wish granted, the entire world standard of literature has been reworked to the point where that crap you just wrote is now considered a masterpiece.

And something about sleep too.

I wish I hadn't just read something called "I have no wings, but I must fly" on FIMfiction.

Banned because it's actually soft cider.

Banned because finally, success achieved!

Banned for using 24 hour time.

What.

Banned because you like Luna too much.

Banned for nitpicking my grammar.

Banned for terrible movie references.

Skittles.

Banned for fixing posts without including a ban reason.

Shitstorma'brewin

Banned because beards are awesome.

Shaking.

Banned for being blue and awesomeish.

Banned because yes people look at signatures.

10/10 because I think it's funny to imagine that avatar as You vs. Everyone Else, but you're winning

That awkward moment when you get the idea to cough in the middle of class to hide your fart, but you don't fart until after you cough.

But I thought you liked Luna?

Communism in a nutshell.

Hah! Clever!

Anyway yeah, TS is my favorite too (shocking, I know). For not knowing anything about friendship...She sure does know the most about friendship (Or, being the most rational, rather).

Wow, your screen resolution must be horrible RD, for that one to fit.

Here's the solution to that problem:

 

 

 

(And you're aware I didn't make it?)

Well, yeah, I was joking after all. I don't think screen resolutions have been that small since, oh, 1980 or so.

9/10

A kid breaks your window with a baseball, but your landlord insists you have to pay it.

"Do any of you guys know where my car keys went?"

Wow, your screen resolution must be horrible RD, for that one to fit.

"I'm the warden around here. Say anything about my cans, I'll castrate you with this gun."