Twilight Sparkle

What is it with everyone wanting to corrupt the MLP universe with tales of murder and sexual things?

'Tis the way of the train wreck, my friend. It's ugly, but you can't stop watching it.

Banned because both those puns were awful.

Banned because I pressed your insert key.

Banned because we didn't start the fiyah!

@Fluttershy's avatar

Time.

Either this is really happening or I'm REALLY high, either way, PINKIE TAKE ME WITH YOU TO PONYVILLE!!

You're probably really high. I bet it's that oatmeal you had a few hours ago.

9/10, short, sweet, fitting.

Well, I'd say I'm pretty obviously a brony, given my front license plate...

...But I DO take it off if I know for a fact I'm going anywhere NEAR the houses of my Grandparents and sister. Call me a coward, but it's more trouble than it's worth sometimes!

Smile.

Banned for butchering the word "going".

Banned because wat.

Banned because the second half of that gibberish made me think of "Hermione" and therefore, Harry Potter.

God bless all of you

Are you crazy? We can't attack the Soviets, they would crush us!

Banned because victory!

Banned because my previous point remains valid, as you said 'everyone'.

Banned because admins can't be banned by mods.

Banned because you can only ban the person above you.

Banned because the last one should have stayed forever.

Banned for not respecting the sexual preferences of others.

Rapid (posting)

Apples.

10/10

@Pinkie also, the width is too compressed!

8/10