Epsilon

What TF2 server do you guys play on?

I frequent 2Fort Rainy (Hal's PGD), but you'll only find me there when it has a good amount of people.

lol ik. She hit the problem in it's early phase. XD

 

This may be our prison but there's nothing stopping... SIG QUOTES!!!

...Yeah. I'm changing my sig ASAP... as soon as I can find a better one, that is.

This is starting to turn into the "glayyshurrr!!" incident of another forum, which ended in tragedy on "Glayshur Ban Day" XD

 

though I doubt the mods here will take that path. at least, not yet. O_o

Alyxx already said it's fine if the ponies don't come out of this thread. You can consider this thread their prison (Yes, alphabetagamma ) , in a sense.

I'd gladly continue this, but Alyxx is a bit... disapproving of ponies and whatnot.

I am not disapproving of ponies. I am disapproving of being exceedingly off-topic.

I know. I couldn't think of a much better way to word it, hence the three periods.

Umm. Yeehaw?

Well, (s)he just wants us to keep it in this thread, but alphabetagamma will have some trouble doing that...

I don't think there can be any treaty.

I'd gladly continue this, but Alyxx is a bit... disapproving of ponies and whatnot.

Somewhat, yes. I got decent with the huntsman before stopping.

 

Edit: sod it. I think I'll go get in some practice for the first time in a long time. Erm. once my 6 gig download finishes.

Not to turn this into a TF2 thread, but I, unfortunately, almost explicitly play Rifle Sniper.

Good news everyone! I'm still alive! The hate beam only blew off my left arm!

 

And I'd join you guys in TF2 but I haven't played in a year so my skills are rusty.

If you play Sniper, I could help you a bit...

Alphabetagamma, I wouldn't recommend making light of this.

Banned because it wasn't all luck. I've played TF2 for almost 1000 hours.

Interesting how these ponies seem to pretty much influence the whole campaign.

We don't want a Brony as president, do we?

...Well, you may not mind the ponies, but we can't stand them. It's mainly alphabetagamma's excessive posting of them, though.

Sadly, I think we're coming to signing a peace treaty. Too bad... I expected some sort of epic, bloody, violent revolution.

Hey, you know what? I actually like alphabetagamma, he's a nice buddy. The only problem are ponies Dx

 

We need exorcist I think...

Yeah he's not bad except for his ponies... the other day we played 2Fort on TF2.. I was Pyro and he was Medic.. we did a pretty good job of annihilating Soldiers, HM Snipers, and the like.

Banned for not shoting headshots. Be cool, man.

Banned because:

J.C like J.C Denton, I vote for him

...Not to turn this into another anti-Brony thread, but you do realize he supports alphabetagamma in our "war?"

Don't you run away, Brony! You can't hide from us!

Firing a Brony Escapee Killer.

Banned for being a Brony infiltrator.

BRONY DETECTED. FIRING THE HATE BEAM.

Cease fire! We have a neutral person on the battlefield, possibly a civilian. Whose side are you on, blightmare?

Jesus Christ... I'd imagine people think of Wisconsin like its the United States' Canada...Doncha' kno

I've never heard of Wisconsin referred to as the Canada of the US... how so, other than how far up north it is?

Banned for not wanting the ban count reset... 49 pages is ludicrous.

HAHA THAT BASE NEVER WAS ON OUR SIDE!

 

You've just bombed a Naruto Fan 'base' *snicker* Puns

While you were busy bombing another shows base we were busy 'loving and tolerating' a couple of your spys!

If that base wasn't yours, explain the ponies inhabiting it.

Also, our spies are immune to love and toleration. That's why they're coldblooded assassins.

^ OH SNAP

"It doesn't matter who started it".

 

So self defence doesn't exist and I should just take a beating to avoid being in trouble with the school? Heh...

 

Yeah, those zero tolerance policies don't make sense. For example; if a hobo comes running at you with a knife yelling NYEEEEEGH, as a citizen of the United States of America, you have a right to defend yourself against the attacker. But if it's a kid or teen and if it happens on school grounds, both you and your attacker are suspended or expelled. No if's, and's or but's about it, no further discussion.

I vaguely remember someone telling me that if that happens, I should get on the ground, curl up in a ball, position my hands over the back of my head and not fight back. What a load! I didn't spend 5 years of my life learning self defense techniques just so that you could tell me I couldn't use them!

 

Sorry for the rant, this sort of thing just bugs me to no end.

I agree so much that I thought of this:

...So... We good then?

Afraid not! We only have two solutions:

[*]Indoctrination.

[*]Death to all ponies.

While you were busy 'negotiating' and having tea parties and milk and cookies, we destroyed one of your bases!

(As a side note, please don't start with "I/we'd raid a gun store..." That tactic is unwise. The people that run it will have it shut up tight, and most likely won't be willing to share their guns and ammo with you. Or, it'll already be raided, with nothing there.)

Nevertheless, it is necessary to procure weapons. If you find yourself in a zombie infestation scenario, you need means to fight back, or at least avoid digestion while on the run towards a safer location. There are substitutes (such as shovels, axes, etc.) which can be easily obtained at a hardware store, but a good long range rifle, crowd pleasing shotguns and maybe a sword for close encounters, are a must.

 

It all comes down to the type of zombie you're facing: slow (George Romero) or fast (28 days later). The first ones, completely survivable. The second... not so much.

 

I have a copy of the The Zombie Survival Guide right next to my bed, just in case.

What if a real zombie apocalypse contradicted everything that the Survival Guide says? After all, a zombie apocalypse has never occurred.