Epsilon

Um... So you're launching flares?

 

...Those are missiles.

Awfully small don't you think?

The missiles may be small, but the explosions aren't.

Besides, look at how many there are.

...Anyway.. time to mention yet *another* event.

The late April 2011 tornado outbreak.. while we dodged a bullet with this one, I think this really affected me. I've been terrified of tornadoes my whole life, never having seen one, but knowing what they can do. April 27th was a terrifying day for me... I went over to my friend's house because they had a basement and a brick house, and it was getting dark outside.

Banned because ME NO UNDERSTAND BIG WORDS. ME HEAD HURT.

They've captured our capital city! NUUU!!!! Not Atlanta (or whatever capital city your state has)!

 

They've been indoctrinated... there's no hope for them. Time to carpet bomb the city.. I hereby invoke the Right of Annulment (cookie if you get the reference ) on our capital city.

Um... So you're launching flares?

...Those are missiles.

If I saw it, I would've defecated enough bricks to build the biggest tornado shelter on Earth.

 

I could 'feel' it's presence the entire time it was on the ground, but really felt it the strongest when I actually saw it... Nearest thing I can relate the feeling to is a stifling rage. Tightness in the chest, difficult to breath, everything not your immediate focus blocked out, almost tunnel vision, trembling with clenched fists... Hard to really describe the feeling. Same feeling I get when I see lightning strike within 500 yards of me.

I think I know what you're talking about... I think it's a combination of a low air pressure area and.. well.. you're looking at an F5 tornado.

I'm sorry for not just posting an image... but. L-O-L. This looks EXACTLY like my basset hound.

I have a unibrow.

Does it like raise all together or just sort of tilts itself? I need to know.

It's not a literal unibrow, like just one eyebrow.. I just have 2 regular eyebrows with some hair in the middle.. I got it removed (or ripped out, rather) with a thread, recently.. after constant urging from the haircutter.

My house once got hit by lightning when I was little and got set on fire... with our two cats in it.

Nah, I'm kidding. They survived.. can't say the same for our furniture, though.. it smelled horrible and was completely black.

They've captured our capital city! NUUU!!!! Not Atlanta (or whatever capital city your state has)!

They've been indoctrinated... there's no hope for them. Time to carpet bomb the city.. I hereby invoke the Right of Annulment (cookie if you get the reference ) on our capital city.

If I saw it, I would've defecated enough bricks to build the biggest tornado shelter on Earth.

This song was stuck in my head ALL day yesterday... while practicing my soccer skills (I play recreational soccer a LOT), and while offensively sniping in TF2.

The most powerful laser in the world, the Nova laser at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, CA, USA, generates a pulse of energy equal to 100,000,000,000,000 watts of power for .000000001 second to a target the size of a grain of sand.

Seems we have all kinds of addicts here.

...In TF2, I'm an offensive Sniper addict.

Banned because I actually made my sig entirely by myself (with the use of a banner website).

The Pythagorean Theorem in math is also pretty... strange to learn. I can't think of a situation where you would apply it.

Diagramming sentences... lolwut.

Geography, history, government, economy of so many countries... except for mine.

Cross sections of geometric shapes.

The problem is, doesn't the Bible say that you should be constantly trying to convert people?

I may be interpreting this passage wrong, but I think it says something about this.

Who are you to judge someone else's servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand.

-Romans 14:4

...Really?

Yo moma so fat the Sniper thought he bagged the world's fattest man, then he saw yo moma (who is not a man, I know.).

Banned for not realizing that I am not a hipocrite, nor am I a hypocrite, but a

I have a unibrow.

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Banned for changing your sig again.

Wow.. you're pretty accustomed to the cold.. And an F5 passed within *two* miles of your house? Did you see it, or better yet, hear it?

An F4 tornado passed within about 5 miles of my town sometime in the '70s, I think.

I nominate Epsilon for Candidacy in the Presidential Election.

I'm not very good with speeches, so... I'll make this as concise as I possibly can.

I believe that if I remain as a regular User, and not President of the Accursed Forums, then I will be able to easily continue to attempt to remove from the Accursed Forums this Brony thorn-in-our-sides that has festered for too long. If I did accept the honor of becoming President of the Accursed Forums, then my responsibilities would be too great, therefore deterring me from defending our beloved forums from the scourge known as alphabetagamma. It was my honor to be nominated by the one whose idea it was to nominate a president, but I politely decline this offer.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the Accursed Forums.

(If anyone's wondering where Blue nominated me, it was in my "Call to arms against alphabetagamma" thread.)