Epsilon

It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the other conquerors of the Hill chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of Epsilon's horror!-this he thought, and this he thinks. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! He could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! He felt that he must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!

"Villains!" he shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the strumming of his hideous banjo!"

Epsilon furiously smashes the banjo and buries it with danielsangeo's dismembered body.

Epsilon emerges from the shadows and smothers danielsangeo with a mattress then dismembers his body and hides it under the floorboards.

The hill belongs to Epsilon. Again.

An epic tale centered around 300 Muppet warriors who must, against the most uneven of odds, reclaim the city of Manhattan, which has been occupied by a corrupt Cookie Monster and his imperialistic regime.

"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"

Granted; they're all counterfeit.

I wish I could have a foolproof jetpack.

^

What Psychotic Ninja is doing is right. Sorry for the lack of clarification.

Love is in the air. (It didn't even change. )

New sentence: Stand aside, reconnoitering specialist. I shall forthwith attempt to complete the task with which you have been flummoxed.

One poster posts a sentence, then the next poster does the following:

 

1. Translates it from English to Japanese

 

2. Translates it from Japanese to Russian

 

3. Translates it from Russian to English

 

4. Posts the end result here

I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs.

It's about a man constantly on alert and searching for Waldo.

"21 Jump Street"

Fortunately, Psychotic Ninja shot Humin off of the hill, so he is actually the ground.

Epsilon causes the maniacal ninja's shotgun to blow up in his face. Therefore, the hill has become his yet again.

It's about a bunch of 19th century bovine-human hybrids who are milked by thirsty extraterrestrials.

"Super 8"

Epsilon mimicks what the Scoutman did several pages ago (he causes another Big Bang, thus becoming the universe).

He then achieves sentience, manifests himself as a human, and forthwith claims the hill.

>YFW it is discovered that Ross Scott has created a superweapon which he plans to fire at your home state.

Lethal insects bite every Romanian.

W H A L E

Irish cats wholly underestimate dogs.

N E C R O

"I stare into your soul."

Wow. You know Alyxx, your posts are getting worse than my old ones.

Whether or not you care, it's no reason for you to rage like that because some other people do.

The Internet just happens to have that power to make old and/or obscure videos or images become popular, and if you don't like it, you can just ignore it.

Take a good look at the posts you've just made, and take a good look at the posts I've made to the MLP thread when I first joined.

Rather than avoiding the subject and ignoring it, I shitposted in the thread and made my own reputation fall.

It's not much different from what you're doing right now, and what makes it even worse is the fact that you're an AF moderator.

 

Now cut it out and stop flaming here, it's stuff like this that earned me my first ban and I don't think it makes you look like a good moderator to be replying to a thread about someone's death in such harsh ways.

MCDXXXVIII

Forgive me if this counts as spam, but it's the only thing I can think of posting.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the most pleasant thing to wake up to, ya know.

don't leave the thread

>YFW a dog who is secretly a conniving mastermind orders his army of mantis men to attack you.

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Granted, but it tastes like literal junk.

I wish I could stop finding such bizarre ways to injure myself (e.g. accidentally running into a tree and scraping my head).

Dr. Derpy Hooves wanted me to post this for him.

Your avatar is adopted, no one really likes her because she is pushy and plain socially retarded and you should feel like a piece of shit for forcing her to be your avatar in the first place despite already having it so bad. Ass.

O_o

 

 

U-um...fuck you?

MzB8uO62c-8

I win the insult war.

Granted, but the aforementioned "her" is actually the Wicked Witch of the West.

I wish for the ability to shoot lightning out of my hands.

There once was a buggy A.I.

Who decided her subject should die

When the plot was uncovered

The subject discovered

That sadly, the cake was a lie