Epsilon

>YFW Commander Shepard swears to hunt you down and brutally murder you.

>YFW Nigel Thornberry uses an adjective other than "smashing."

>YFW Barack Obama reveals himself to be a Sith Lord.

>YFW the most awesome film in history is produced: directed by Saxton Hale, starring Chuck Norris, and narrated by Morgan Freeman.

So... a thought crossed your mind? Must've been a long and lonely journey.

"You were right about one thing, Master; the pants were short." - Obi-Pants Kenobi

So yo walking down the sidewalk mindin' yo own bidness. When ou of nowheres, dis gui come outta da mailbox, and he hands you da mail, even doe it ain't you's mail. Whaddaya do?

>YFW your accent ends up sounding identical to that of the TF2 Engineer.

Why would I get banned when I am the one frequently being flamed by hyperactive and hostile users?

Because you yourself are just 1 warning away from being banned and should be banned soon enough.

 

The problem is on the bronies end and it lies in their immaturity, not on my end, as I have been perfectly calm, completely reasonable, and have even taken a genuine interest in the source and root cause of this bizarre phenomenon.

 

Right, saying "this is so very gay" isn't immature it all. It's being completely reasonable and taking genuine interest in the show.

 

The response from most people here really has been nothing more than childish hostility and name-calling from a group of people who are incapable of tolerating any views which contradict their own

AH HAHAHAHA-

Oh god my sides...

I've been arguing like you have the last 3 times you've popped up in here.

Hell, you haven't even been replying to me lately.

 

I haven't really insulted anyone on my time on this forum.

I think you're done filling the pools of bullshit, they're starting to overflow.

 

 

and let's not forget this one post.

 

 

 

 

And you say you're not a troll.

Give it up, most of us don't feel like dealing with you.

You're just one warning (or should be) away from being banned, if I'm not mistaken, and your rep is lower than Flyingamerboy's.

Edit: Wow, I've never earned so much rep for one post...

...or earned anyone else rep for any post, for that matter.

>YFW Saxton Hale finally earns his rightful spot as the Tsar of the universe.

For the final time, Jack, yes, there is a difference between trolling and opinion, but how can you expect ANY of us not to think you're nothing more than a little troll by the posts you've made in the past?

You're not just going to make a post in the past saying bronies are gay, and posting a trollface image afterwards, and come back 200+ pages later expecting us to believe you're not trolling.

You've really been a hypocrite in the past, and after making my last argumentative post in a PM to you (to discontinue the argument in that thread), you didn't reply.

Not to mention you just made a pony related post in a thread that had to do with a breast cancer ad truck, and that's coming from the guy who hates ponies.

I've seen some assholes all over the internet, and I won't deny the fact that I'm an asshole myself, but Jack, you're the king of assholes at the peak of Mt. Asshole.

You hate bronies, you want them gone from the internet, yet you take 3 posts from bronies and attempt to start a pony related argument. If anything, I'd think someone who hated ponies so badly would keep ponies away from a non-pony-related thread.

I'm gonna end my rant here and say, you're nothing more than a troll. You make posts that you know will piss people off and you continue to do it. The jimmies of our bronies are used to your trollposting, so you should just give it up and leave.

Greetings, Shovels.

If you find yourself addicted to Accursed Farms, do let me know. I will promptly make a facetious joke about you digging yourself into a hole.

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I'm having Epsilon deliver this message for me, so don't -rep him if you don't like what I said. I'd just like to say that this thread is getting worse than ponychan. I was quite disappointed while reading page 310 of the MLP:FiM thread.

You can go ahead and -rep me for past posts if you don't like what I said (considering my AF account is no use to me or anybody anymore).

The White Calculator shall divide by 0, thereby making the universe implode!

Wait... that's not very heroic, is it?

Granted, but it's not.

I wish Madman could stop creating paradoxes.

On the topic (or what should be a lack thereof; someone please derail this thread if it becomes The Exams Thread) of exams...

I'm quite sure my math exam will end up leaving my grade on the cusp of going down the toilet since it's going to be a lot of Accelerated Math II geometry stuff. The kicker? I'm taking Accelerated Math I, and we've only covered the geometry to an extent. Even worse, it was covered by a student teacher with the weirdest and most unintelligible accent I've ever heard.

The Black Mr. Pibb and Sandwich.

I kid you not: the Black Milkshake.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS NECRO THIS THREAD

Black Milk.

wut

"Do not underestimate the power of the (dark side of the) pants."

No more of most of the ponies:

No more Applejack and Big Mac:

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Epsilon decides to not be an over-aggressive jerk; he reluctantly decides to let Psychotic Ninja enjoy his vacation in the Kingdom Come, which is still of ambiguous location.

He directs his focus toward Username. The sheer terror instilled within Username due to Epsilon's demonic gaze melts him into a puddle of Formerly Username.

I expected this thread to be as pleasant as snuggling a sea of fluffy ponies. Then I saw Chuckthe2nd was here.

Alllllrighty then. Glad to hear it.

 

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

You're quite the hypocrite to contrive an insult regarding highways considering that you're as much of a blithering, erroneous idiot as an inebriated, high-on-acid squirrel with down syndrome on an eight-lane highway.

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