Epsilon

The White Sprite... catchy...

Sublime:

 

So I'm Winston Churchill? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I assume that's a reference to the parodied "We will fight on the..." speech with which I opened the... frivolous "Call to Arms Against ABG" thread.

In other words, off-topicness to the max.

"BREAKFAST IS SERVED."

Why, of course I had to.

My favorite is none of the above; it's this one....

I call it a sandwich.

The extremely Southern term for "sandwich" is "Po-Boy," which I believe is more of a Louisianan thing.

Zappa gagged his rampaging rhino with Bill Nye, and killed very him zany.

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile,

And cut off its beard willy-nilly,

You can honestly say

That you have just made

A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly.

HEY BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO PLAY A LITTLE TF2 TONIGHT? I'll be on around 10:30 EST and I want to see if we can load a server and play some highlander.

...I would, but I have the CRCT (Criterion Referenced Competency Test) until Tuesday; it's a Georgia standardized test. I also have a math EOCT (End of Course Test) in early May...

While Psycho Ninja scolds Razor about hogging the hill, Sublime tosses both of them into the aforementioned volcano.

HILL IS MINE

Instead of drinking water,

They gave me thinking water;

now I’m really smart.

And instead of ice cream,

They gave me nice cream;

now I’ve got a big heart.

Instead of hot sauce,

They gave me snot sauce;

now my tongue is gooey when I talk.

And instead of candy bars

They gave me sandy bars;

now my mouth is full of rocks.

And instead of tribal stories,

They read me Bible stories;

now I want to be a preacher

And instead of Kool-Aid

They gave me school aid,

but I still don’t like my teacher.

"What now?"

Two brothers named Wong couldn't quite

Pull off their first aeroplane flight

When their rig crashed and burned

They finally learned

Two Wongs never could make a Wright.

I love limericks.

Draw into thy mouth mine testicle located adjacently to mine right testicle via producing a partial vacuum through the action of thy lips and thy tongue.

"I really am the best."

There's no profound meaning to my name; it's just that "Sublime" sounds like "sublimation," which pertains to heat, and at the time I changed my name to it, I had been nominated to be the TF2 highlander team's Pyro.

Pyro... heat... yeah.

My original name, Epsilon, is just a letter of the Greek alphabet I thought sounded cool.

simple wooden stick

werewolf in hand to hand combat.

GG, Business & Computer Science teacher.

Despite my over 100 WPM (words per minute) without using your silly "homerow position," you still refuse to record that speed as my score for a GRADED TEST.

A more coherent explanation since I typed that in a bout of frustration: Today in my Business class we had to take a graded typing test. Without using the homerow position, I scored highly. However, using the homerow position is compulsory; if we don't use it, the teacher refuses to record the speed.... and I have no experience with the position whatsoever, so failing the class is about inevitable.

What's an Übercharged heart when it's not receiving blood?

1400 + 92 = 1492; 1492 - 92 = 1400