Epsilon

THANK YOU

BUT IT'S TOMORROW

I am THE GREY MONSTER ENERGY CAN.

...I could also be THE GREY WINDOW.

Pehaps THE GREY ELECTRICAL OUTLET ...

Blue Stahli - Give Lunch Everything You've Got

Heh... I wonder what went through the mind of whoever came up with this. Sending a truckload of crowbars to Valve to "pry" information from them about HL2: Episode 3 is rather... heterodox.

I myself would just send them a flood of letters with a lambda drawn on each.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh... at yourself.

~Ethel Barrymore

Yes, I realize my attempt at humor is rather... crude.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hoi.

Stranger: m/f?

You: m/f? Hmm. Specify the values of each variable.

Stranger: r u a guy?

You: Perhaps.

You: My reproductive system produces testosterone.

Stranger: so ur a guy

You: Indeed.

Stranger: cool age?

You: Depends on how pedophilic I'm feeling.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I actually pity the guy I was playing around with.

You have a Dorito on your shoulder.

A Dorito is a potato chip... a potato chip is a chip, so it's essentially just "You have a chip on your shoulder..." corny, amirite.

Play TF2 for 1200 hours (Yeah, I spend far too much time on that game).

Reach 110 rep (or 120, but I'm not feeling excessively optimistic about that happening any time soon).

Maintain a 100 average in at least one of my classes.

Nagisa's ostrich tasted cherry hamburgers.

G A W G A

A Disney pirate may not be able to save the world, but a Ross Scott pirate can.

All joking aside, while I think he looks beastly with his long hair, I'm indifferent.

Pirate vs. World saving badass. Ill go with the badass

Can't he be both?

BY THE GODS, THREADICUS REVIVALUS!

While I prefer to have short hair, Ross looks infinitely more full of win with long hair. Why? Because:

Now Team Fortress 2 has held my interest for nearly 1200 hours, but I'll assume the "anti-hat" position here. As alphabetagamma said, hats aren't intrinsically a bad part of the game, but Valve spends way too much time adding them instead of fixing bugs, nerfing/buffing items, and such.

i think the only way to derail this thread is to stay on topic forever, meaning if anyone does that...do...do i mod them?? XD

No.

You make me a mod because I'm quite blatantly the most felicitous and impartial user here. /sarcasm

On second thought, make me an admin. If you can't do that, use the power of MAGIC SNORT SNORT.