Epsilon

6.5/10. I don't really think it's the most original thing in the world, but I won't eviscerate it.

You'd get bonus points if you changed it to something along the lines of "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate."

Tenebrous.

Jek, I'd definitely be jelly if you had a Brigade Helm or a golden/white Vintage Merryweather...

...OH, WOE IS ME, FOR I HAVE NO PYRO HATS (except for an Attendant, which is meh).

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Psychotic Ninja's number of shurikens?" yelled Sublime. "IT'S OVER 9,000!" replied the Saiyan prince. Realizing that the capacity of something had once again exceeded 9,000, Vegeta grows enraged and fires a Galick Gun at the hill, obliterating Psychotic Ninja (or whatever was posing as him). The hill was now Sublime's.

That may be true, but Saxton Hale eats his breakfast steak to my sniping.

...On my good days, that is.

Never feed the hand that bites you.

Don't worry, Sublime will steal all the accent attention from you.

With my Steam name now being Bubba Pitchforkeater, a Southern drawl will be all the more fitting.

Y'ALL BE'ER GIT AWF DAT DER POINT ER AHM GAWN' FRAH YA!

To Jek Jek Tarr: Don't worry; you're not the only one with an accent. People always seem to have trouble pinpointing where I'm from; I've been told I sound British, English, Australian, Russian (???), country, like a redneck, and like a Texan.

...I still will most likely use my mic, though.

gmm22pz2Klg

 

Might be useful in case we decide to octoheavy a pootis heavy.

 

and dont forget about OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

*Annihilates 75% of a team*

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

This will be most amusing if all goes as planned.

Yeah, balls tend to gravitate towards my head as well.

 

....Take that however you want.

I wouldn't have pointed out the innuendo, anyway.

Footballs tend to gravitate toward my nose, which is very prone to excessive bleeding...

Your avatar is essentially my reaction.

WHY MUST WE LOSE A GOOD DEMO/SNIPER/whatever you plan on playing? OH, THE CALAMITY!

I read that as well, but your post was the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak.

Perhaps places such as Vermont or Maine are safer from natural disasters than most places in the US...

Can I be the Heavy? I am good at being fat man

Either you or ABG would be the most ideal option.

2011's been a pretty bad year for the South, although I can't complain as much as the people in Alabama or Missouri can. We've gotten so many severe thunderstorms and tornado watches, and the start of summer doesn't exactly help that issue.

 

I sort of wish I lived in Alaska.. I've never heard of tornadoes (possibly my #1 fear) there, nor any sort of crisis.

 

Megatsunamis: ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lituya_Bay_megatsunami

...I withdraw my statement.

The class I play is map-dependent, as well, but my level of skill/preference at each one is usually...

Sniper>Pyro>Medic>Scout>Soldier>Spy>Engie>Demo>Heavy

Flummoxed.

I imagine death being an eternal dream. Either that or just nothing.

What would be in the dream, though?

Also, what is nothing? I don't see how you can conceive absolute nothingness.

Granted. You're grievously wounded.

I wish I could automatically get a song out of my head at will.

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pants by your side, kid.” — Star Wars

Of course it's grammatically incorrect.

Cough.

Annoying common cold.

Flaws, eh?

It's hard to say considering how ambivalent a lot of the impressions I give are. I'm frequently called egotistical, but many see me as overly humble. I also have a pretty short temper and can be very impatient (even though some see me as stoic, calm, collected, etc. for whatever reason). My most distinct flaw, however, is probably my clumsiness and forgetfulness.

Also, since I live in Redneck Ghetto Central, I have a rather... conspicuous accent. I consider this a flaw because I've gotten a few occasional smirks from the way I talk.

Entire team of Medigun/Ubersaw Medics (it's a chain uber with more than two people).

 

I cant see that working, chain uber involves making everyone be invencible, if we launch all our ubers at the same time, in a line of every medic healing the next one, only the last one would be using the ubersaw, how are we going to use the ubersaw to recharge that ammount of medics?

 

What we could do would be splitting the team in several chain-ubers.

 

Example:

me and aBy = one chain uber

 

Sublime and Fluttershy = another chain uber

 

etc

Yeah, that's sort of what I meant. After coming up with a few others, I was really just spitting them out at random without much forethought. :/

It's quite obvious that you're so useful you helped them to death.

How can I instantly solve trigonometry problems?

...second part of my plan.

 

 

OCTOHEAVY[/b] (one Heavy. The rest of the team consists of Medics; I suggest that the majority uses the Medigun with a few Kritzkriegs).

8.5/10. Not sure how to rate it. :/