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It's called Zi Ran Hak, the ancient art of hacking. gglJXYJaLsY u just jelly notbad.jpg

A couple of Texans got off a plane in Sydney. The one who had been there before was briefing the other one on what to expect: "They're OK, these Aussies, but you'll find they take themselves a bit too seriously sometimes, so you'll have to humor them." "For instance, if they say that Australia is bigger than Texas, you just pretend that you believe 'em!"

I fail miserably with those despite playing tons of Sniper. I can aim pretty good, but my prediction is appalling. Any "ancient Chinese secret" you use to airshot like that?

"Louis Dainard: Where're we going? Jackson Lamb: We're going to find our pants." - Super 8

She's a gunshot bride.... Oh, sorry. Good hit.

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"I love the smell of pants in the morning." - Apocalypse Now

I know that feel, bro. I love playing Pyro and I randomly crafted a hat. The hat I got was an Attendant, so I had achieved the completion of my Gas Jockey set AT LONG LAST! When I saw it, a choir of angels came down from the heavens and sang the TF2 theme.

"SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN PANTS!" - 300 Rather surprised no one's done this yet.

When I was younger, I remember watching the "Not a farmer" episode late at night. ...While in bed when everyone else was asleep. Not good for a lad's mental health.

I tried to convey that with the ellipsis before "fervent." I'd be surprised if anyone here on AF believed it, but this hoax has been rather controversial.

“Use your pants, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.” - Star Wars

I don't believe it. I thought I had already made that at least somewhat clear. It's rather ludicrous, but some tend to be rather... fervent in their beliefs and use this story as an excuse for saying "HUEHUEHUE HELL EXISTS." I'm definitely religious, but I try not to be this shortsighted. It's just nice to know the opinions of such a refined community, as silly as this may sound.

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants too!" - The Wizard of Oz

Sorry to hear about that... I think I have a decent amount of game sense considering my time on TF2, but I'm an atrociously abysmal Soldier. I can only get basic airshots and I'm not too familiar with juggling ubers.

"Say hello to my little pants!" - Scarface

"YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A PANTS!" - Thor

I think the whole thing's a contradiction because I've heard several use the Bible as a basis, yet the book itself says something about Heaven and Hell being empty until the end (I don't quite remember what).

I guess so, but your friend is better at drinking than you will ever be at Spy! "You can never have too much beer." Perhaps I should've just left the voice chat off.

There's an old story of some miners discovering a "well to Hell" in Siberia. Supposedly the temperatures deep within it are in excess of 1,000 °F. It's been dismissed as a hoax, but I found it rather interesting considering there's a clip of the screams of tormented souls on Youtube (to the faint of heart: I wouldn't recommend looking it up). Do you all think it's legitimate or ludicrous?

Granted, but everyone dies in a universal implosion. I wish I had an unpoisonable pie.

Spoiler tags, por favor. In other words, I still have yet to watch the next episode of MLP... don't hit me.