Epsilon

Today is October 21, 2011.

COME AT ME BRO

6/10.. duueagh. If your goal was to make me feel nauseous due to excessive duueagh, 10/10.

Granted. It is corrupted and the million bucks are now a negative million bucks.

I wish geometry could be fun.

ART THOU IRATE, BRETHREN?

It appears this conundrum requires someone more perspicacious than I...

BLUE!!!

Then we'll need danger-proof-safety-proof safety.

DANGERSAFETYCEPTION

YOUR WATER IS FULL OF DANGER?

QUICKLY SYPHON THE DANGER AND REPLACE IT WITH SAFETY.

PROBLEM SOLVED. MODS, FEEL FREE TO LOCK THE THREAD FOR THERE IS A CLEAR SOLUTION TO THIS SUPPOSED CONUNDRUM.

The second to last seems a bit sadistic (then again, it's their fault for copying), but the last one made me lol.

I know little about my lineage. I just know my dad is part Irish, and one of my many great grandparents (on my mother's side of the family) was German. I also have a rather distinct unibrow, which I believe hints at some Greek/Celtic.

Oh, I'm also supposedly a distant descendant of Robert E. Lee (Confederate Civil War general).

Shitmuffins, I hit Other instead of white, and didn't notice until it was too late.

 

Anyway, I have European heritage:

 

30% English

30% French

30% Scottish

 

This makes me a hotheaded ox.

 

And these 10% ??

 

???

30% + 30% + 30% = 90%; HLPrincess wanted to know what the other 10% was.

PROBLEM? OF COURSE.

Son of a mucky bird!

Q Q Q X V

Eat egg yolks, unicorns, (and) ponies.

I E R M Z

YER DISARMED

Granted. He/she unintentionally types out a curse which plagues you with your worst phobia for life.

I wish my teacher would get a TF2 reference I put in one of my essays.

Banned for typing on someone else's computer.

8/10 for adorbale.

lul typos

Something I discovered with the machina recently to get true quickscopes. Still trying to get better at it.

 

if you hold down the fire button, the next time you switch to scope the shot is instantaneous instead of the normal delay you get. so if you can focus on a persons head and click the scope button while holding down fire, instant head shot with minimal mobility loss.

I now sort of want to use the Machina... argh... stop tempting me...

9/10. I like it for no raisin.

2

2 out of 2, I'm assuming?

I need to get better at sniping.

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You're decent, but two things:

 

1. The battlements are like Ravenholm. We don't go there (unless it's necessary in events like stopping an intel runner or stopping a Medic combo).

 

2. I noticed you encountered a battle Medic... don't rush at him with your melee; he has 25 more HP, health regen, and is faster. Also, don't try to noscope him. This is where quickscoping/muscle memory can help dramatically.

 

3. Don't waste your time playing Sniper Wars. You definitely want to kill the other Snipers (else they'll pick off your team), but don't make it your #1 goal.

 

Isnt 3 more then 2 ?

D'oh.. I originally had two parts on there, but added a third one and forgot to edit it. :/

8/10 IDUNNOLOL

Nobody probably knows what mine is.

3/10. I just don't like it.... sorry.