Epsilon

You're decent, but two things: 1. The battlements are like Ravenholm. We don't go there (unless it's necessary in events like stopping an intel runner or stopping a Medic combo). 2. I noticed you encountered a battle Medic... don't rush at him with your melee; he has 25 more HP, health regen, and is faster. Also, don't try to noscope him. This is where quickscoping/muscle memory can help dramatically. 3. Don't waste your time playing Sniper Wars. You definitely want to kill the other Snipers (else they'll pick off your team), but don't make it your #1 goal.

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"

Better than anything I could do. I draw like a dyspraxic monkey.

I typed in 300 and only got images of Spartans.

I like classics... How about this one: "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here", said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar. Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You've got to keep your ion them."

Banned for reminding me of IDUNNOLOL and I AIN'T EVEN MAD.

Banned for using logic in such a thread as this.

Vomit inducing.

The "prophet" the OP is talking about is Harold Camping. He's predicted this several times before.

Is this scary enough?

Now if only I could do that with a Sniper's head... CURSE MY ABYSMAL EDITING SKILLS. Your troll sniper avatar was scary enough for Halloween. Know what's scarier?

Now if only I could do that with a Sniper's head... CURSE MY ABYSMAL EDITING SKILLS.

Just changed my avatar back because it looked like a horse out of the corner of my eye.

Just a second ago, I thought it was a horse, as well... It's this image with an orange tint. I may change it back to its original state. Oh, and 6/10... sorry; I'm not really an anime person.

8/10. I think your goal was to deprive me of sleep. You succeeded in aforementioned goal.

I just changed my avatar and made it orange.

Spoiler:

Aww... Oh well, I'm decent with flares.

Fluttershy: The Reserve Shooter has recently been released for the Pyro (I was euphoric when I discovered this)... would you still recommend the Flare Gun?

ANOTHER BRONY WON THISISRIGGED Ahem... congratulations, Kirk. May you wisely spend your money... on hats and keys.

Thou hath been banned for not making use of Ye Olde English.

There's absolutely nothing good about spring for me. It's tornado/severe weather season, I have allergies, and there are wasps, bees, etc.

Banned because starting a sentence with "banned" isn't grammatically correct, anyway.

I don't think so; this forum is very civilized and cool headed.