Epsilon

Headshot.

Government.

DON'T MAKE ME.... When will the request suspect on top of the inhibiting volunteer?

Greed.

AXELDEATH SIGNED IT NOT ME

I pirated you. ucwatididthar?

I NINJA'D YOU

Money?

8/10... it's MLP related so I most likely don't understand it, but it's original. Methinks.

Eat.

U JUST JELLY OF THE ACCENT That is all.

It's from an old blog post involving a Freeman's Mind video, the one where he talks like a pirate.

Salutations, good sir. Please excuse the intrusion but we could not go without alerting you that that via friendly hearsay it has subtly come to our attention that your peers are of the opinion that you are one who enjoys a good measure of garrulousness. Ergo, and again I pray you excuse our presumptousness, but we have taken the liberty of replacing your agglomeration of assorted audio-compact discs with a glossary consisting of synonyms and grammatical syntaxes for your referencial needs and/or pleasure perchance an event requiring prolix dialog should arise.

Herp. ^ My reaction to just now realizing I typed two words and not one.

No offense. "Ouch" is what the disguised Spy utters after accidentally cutting himself with a balisong knife in "Meet the Spy," a Team Fortress 2 related video.