Bro, I was trying to piss when that earthquake started. It shook EVERYTHING and I had to clean the entire bathroom. It was like friggin Daddy Day Care:
Then, for the hurricane, our sump pumps couldn't keep up with the rain, so we had to get a gas pump working, which took about an hour to set up and get running without pipes popping out of place. I lost my shoes in the mud, so I had to run around barefoot until 3 AM. Then, and this was the only good part, my dad let me play video games until morning while I checked on the new sump pump we had to install in what had to be record time before the basement flooded. We got SOOOO lucky with that storm. So I'm not sure if you're an east coaster, but that shit was the worst we've EVER had it.
Of course I'm an East Coaster; if you haven't seen my location, it's "Metro Atlanta, GA."
And you made me lol at the Daddy Day Care part... sorry if I'm making light of that situation.
