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Hairy whales ate Donovan's fish.

P E A R L

In case you don't get it, it's Android 17 from Dragon Ball Z... I felt the urge to. :/

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Xenophobic zebras query understandable mares (lolwut).

H U Y R V

Elegant tigers hike at Nashville.

B I L L Y (In honor of you, Bill Ludwick )

Shot web at penguin.

I lost the disc of one of my favorite games and they've discontinued sales of it, and I want to play the aforementioned game. WAT DO

Become a big stupid doodoohead.

How do I pay back Bill Ludwick for -repping me?

Even though he didn't.

Find a way to go back to the '40s and hire Hitler and his army as your Grammar Nazis.

A swarm of crazy hairy ants are headed to my house! How can I prevent them from destroying my property?

It just means are any of your teachers/employers grumpy, mean, snarky, etc.?

Large igloos beaten senselessly exercise.

Q X Z Y V

Yes, I went there.

"Anyways, could care less," and when people are sarcastic to me when I'm polite to them.

Are any of your teachers/employers witches/warlocks/creepy hermits?

Lots and lots of magic. *Snort, snort*

A tornado ten times stronger than the one that destroyed Joplin, Missouri is going through my town and I have no basement! What can I do to ensure my survival?

I'd find out what its source was and do whatever I could to help counteract it.

Are you athletic?

Yes; Spanish and maybe German. I'm currently (but slowly) learning Spanish at the moment, and I know a few German words.

You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies; which do you choose?

Dumb owls won't usher penguins.

N O B X Q

Make a spaceship out of chocolate via magic *snort snort* and send it to the sun. You now have the hottest chocolate ever.

I must make Arc the Lad the most popular game series in the world. How can I do so?

Nasty iguanas nudge jealous anteaters.

I R A T E

Elephants' yard snakes bite everyone.

L O U R E

Thinking, playing TF2 or drinking coffee?

Playing TF2 and drinking coffee.

Right now, I'm rather worried about the "hairy, crazy ant" infestation in the South; they may come to Georgia next...

Yeah, i could be engie. He's one of my better classes along with heavy.

Brilliant.

So my main role would be to keep Spies away from the Engineer and to keep projectiles away from the Scout?

Thinking about playing TF2 and drinking coffee. Done it before and it's awesome.

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