Epsilon

7/10 for being the only other person with song lyrics in his sig.

No problem; I'm fine with sniping. I'll have a good team backing me up, so I don't think I'll die as much as I do in those spammy pubs.

Epsilon, your one of the better Snipers i've met

There is no proof of this, good sir.

Banned for being named after Bill from Left 4 Dead.

I bet someone's used this, but I'm out of ideas.

Well, do nothing. Clearly you don't need to think if you realize you need help.

I must fight Gordon Freeman in a 1v1 duel! How do I stand a chance against his almighty crowbar?

Banned for not having a bold green sig in italics.

Granted, but the world is destroyed.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

Granted, but the wish is still corrupted. How? Magic. *snort, snort*

I wish pubs in TF2 were better. A lot better.

Granted, but you lose any and all items the person gives you.

I wish I could be skilled enough to play high level TF2.

I think it's because you grow wearier of the game the more you play, but the longer I play, the better I do, but only to an extent.

It's strange, huh...

How strange... it's the same way with me.

Ok, here are my classes listed from best to worst.

Sniper

Pyro

Medic

Scout

Engineer

Demoman

Soldier

Heavy

Spy

Granted, but you laugh at everything in existence. Forever. And ever.

I wish I had a good mic that would work in TF2.

I have bad days and good days, as well.

Good days: I get 8 headshots in a row and close range Scouts accuse me of hacking.

Bad days: I miss a revved up Heavy.

It frustrates me like little else...

A great way to top the scoreboard is to...

UNHAND IT

AS IF IT WERE HIGH IN TEMPERATURE

I need to start taking screens of when I top the scoreboard and make everyone jelly like ABG...

If possible, could I be the highlander team's Pyro? Of course I'd still practice my sniping skills, but only outside of competitive. Given how rusty I am, I think I'd do better as Pyro than I would Sniper.

I would like to nominate Blue to be the team's Engineer, as well.

And Fluttershy: How much competitive experience do you have? You seem very experienced from how you organize this and how you form your strategies.

If possible, I'd like to be one of the team's Scouts; I'm a bit rusty and Sniper isn't the class to play in such an event. :/

Well, I'm not Div 1. material at Sniper... I get the occasional close range twitch headshot, but I'm not JH or Bloodsire.

I think I could play Scout, Sniper, and Medic decently, but nothing else.

Regarding orders, I don't know if I'd make a good "captain."

I've had this idea for a while... +rep.

I'd be game for a 6v6 or a Highlander, but it all depends on when; I'm often too occupied with other matters for TF2.

10/10. Very precise; it also reminds me of how people don't consider humans to be animals when humans are included in the Animalia kingdom.

Jammin' Jelly

 

Four rep to the reference get.

The Jammin' Jelly is the greatest general FP-healing item in the Paper Mario series, (second to Jelly Pop and Jelly Candy). The item can heal fifty FP.

This item can be cooked by mixing an Ultra Shroom and a Point Swap. Jammin' Jelly is the FP-restoring counterpart to the Ultra Shroom, and the two put together make the Jelly Ultra, which is able to recover fifty HP and fifty FP.

hurr

Fluttershy: What you say is truth; it's just the Heavy is the "Medic buddy mascot" of TF2. In fact, Soldiers are often pocketed by Medics in Division 1 leagues due to their health, mobility, and killing power.

I disagree. I think the heavy is perfectly balanced. Like said by FS a Heavy is an easy target for snipers and spies. And can be killed by most other classes using the correct technique.

...I should reword what I said. The Heavy is the *closest* to being overpowered; I don't think he's terribly powerful; he just doesn't require a terrible amount of effort to play.

I possess multiple symptoms of dyspraxia, but my coordination is decent.

I am left handed (yep. Abnormal.).

I have a unibrow that everyone and their dog is fond of pointing out.

Soccer/football is my best sport, but I'm abysmal at kickball. I find this strange because they have similar elements (as in, well... kicking a ball).