Epsilon

HURR WAR'S OVER.

Banned because peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

ARGH! The good threads have no posts in them for about a day and then get so close to the bottom of the list.

I have some hair in the middle of my eyebrows.

I am deeply offended by the above image.

Granted, but you WILL STOP POSTING IRRELEVANT THINGS THIS VERY SECOND, MISTER.

I wish this thread would come back on topic.

I never said it would help with anything other than making a bunch of people envious.

If I could turn back time, I'd go back to 6th or 7th grade and give myself the answers to every test I made less than a 100 on. Everyone would be jelly.

 

Why just 6th and 7th grade?

Worst years of my life.

What video?

All of them...

Those comments are all everywhere.

An act of war nonetheless. We also had a reason to attack the Bronies.

Thumbs up if this.

Thumbs up if that.

Justin Bieber made 501 accounts to dislike this video.

If I could turn back time, I'd go back to 6th or 7th grade and give myself the answers to every test I made less than a 100 on. Everyone would be jelly.

I hate for TF2 servers to kick me because my ping is 255 milliseconds and the limit is set at 230. I live in the other side of the freaking world. What do you expect?

That's why they kick you.

Speaking of TF2 servers, I despise: fake server counts, bad/spammy maps, instaspawn, low gravity, premium, server slots, and those gigantic populations, like 34.

I also despise servers that allow you to have about 5 Snipers. Takes the fun of the game and sucks it dry.

figured you weren't..i call people from down there southerners anyway...including New Mexicans. lol

I believe New Mexico actually is part of the South, but people usually consider the South to be areas like Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, the Carolinas, Texas, etc.

It wasn't a very spectacular war.

 

Which is why I propose forum imploding Nuclear Pony War. We could go down in the internet History books, people.

Like I said before, if you do anything related to this war, I will kill you.

Which would be an act of war.

(forgot your wish man)

D'oh.

Granted, but cigarettes become astonishingly hard to find.

I wish some obscure games could be more known (positively, of course).

(How's that bad? I love Half Life's graphics)

They're nowhere near as good as the graphics nowadays.

Granted, but someone gets jealous of you and poisons them.

I hope everyone realizes I'm not *really* a redneck, right? I just make jokes about living near Atlanta, which is redneck ghetto central.

Granted, but all games have Half Life's graphics.

I wish I could manipulate time.

Banned because this is the only way of thanking you for mentioning something other than MLP, therefore stopping the derail before it started.

Banned because this is a perfect example of how threads turn into pony discussions. -_-

Pretty much why I don't like people posting ponies everywhere.

Granted, but every post you make must rhyme like the one you just wrote.

I wish Medics in TF2 would heal anyone who needs healing, not just a Heavy.

Granted, but it's impossible for there to not be negative consequences in this forum game, lest you incur the wrath of Ye Olde Logic.

I wish I could fire my lazor.

The bridge you see here is within walking distance of my house.

My friend labeled my laryngeal prominence as an "Adam's cantaloupe."

...And I'm still an adolescent.

Granted, but in an accident involving practicing your ninja skills all by yourself in a forest inhabited by gorillas, you fall and shatter both of your legs.

I wish Justin Bieber wouldn't try to grow a mustache. I just heard this on TV and it scared me to death.