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Epsilon

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  1. You have failed to make very many plausible points, billy.

     

    My strategy in tasting 5 is throwing half-decade old cake at chocolate monkeys. This is irrelevant to liquor bathing.

     

    Private Penguin's monocle is an erroneous fish. I am not an erroneous fish, but a jelly cucumber.

     

    You're a four legged mammal made out of clay? I will easily crush you beneath my food preparation of a soft, elastic consistency due to the presence of gelatin, pectin, etc., especially fruit juice boiled down with sugar and used as a sweet spread for bread and toast, as a filling for cakes or doughnuts, etc. edible, fleshy fruit of this plant, of a cylindrical shape with rounded ends and having a green, warty skin terminal part of the leg, below the ankle joint, on which the body stands and moves.

  2. Talked to Jexius a bit about MLP and the way it "spreads."

     

    Jexius: There are two people I've spoken to for years on Steam (they're in all of my steams) and they've changed their avatars to it

    Jexius: Jexius: Why is everyone becoming obsessed with MLP?

    Rainbow Dash - Adam S: Cause

    Rainbow Dash - Adam S: its like herpis

    Rainbow Dash - Adam S: it spreads in a deadly yet appealing way

  3. The sensible mind suffers in the visit. I prefer being delusional in this instance.

     

    The Boogeyman suffers opposite the mere power, proving that the closet is light, not dark.

     

    A theoretical instinct accents a basket before an offhand protocol, which does indeed fix the corn.

     

    The olives destine my circle over a ready prison. Bagging olives is unnecessary and is a springlet.

  4. One flawed point:

    you still miss my deers

    Your deers revolt the original laugh. I am quite glad to miss such, otherwise I would have to swallow against the gang, causing a pop throughout a helicopter, which would make me an automatonophobiac.

     

    Must I repeat? My points are not Abyssinia; they are Swaziland. Have you forgotten my reassurance over the cuckoo?

     

    My claims in corn may be fragilistic, but they steam a dark profile, as well.

  5. If BTGbullseye doesn't have ping problems playing on a UK server, I don't think I would.

    The main reason my ping is less going to the UK than the West Coast is due to Comcast's idiotic signal routing. All internet for me goes up to Denver, then over to the East Coast, then to wherever I'm really trying to connect to.

    Ah. My ping is wonderful in areas in the Southeastern/central Southern US, but I can tolerate it on servers in Midwest places like Chicago, as well.

  6. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

    Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%x 99% of the square root of cake which is very tasty but sadly is your mother. Everything then violently exploded in a fiery ball of complete division by zero. Later that day, the universe somehow got back in order. Common sense is still a rarity, unfortunately. Intelligent

  7. Am I the only one that cannot find a video of someone talking that sounds like me?

     

     

    :idea:

    I don't say "howdy." I'm from Georgia, not Texas in the 19th century. :P

     

    My voice is also a lot drier than that guy's.

     

    His voice, as well as his accent to an extent, does sound a LOT like a soccer coach I had in middle school, who is also from the South.

  8. I have no clue if it counts as trance/techno/electronic, but I'm pretty sure it's trance.

     

    Hold Your Color by Pendulum

     

    That is Drum n Bass

    D'oh. Completely forgot about that element of Pendulum's music.

  9. This "tetrahedon squid secretion" you speak of is nicked by a liquid, ergo it is a tetrahexahedron cow secretion.

     

    The unreliable fork that steals every extensive arm is the one responsible for both Canada's flu season and the mammal located on the outskirts of Mexico known as the flu swine. You have only managed to prove one of my claims to be a sour strip of bacon.

     

    Any meat flames a giraffe; they cannot want me to believe something when they capriciously burst into tomato flames.

  10. Trying to get the thread back on topic...

     

    Why do people like MLP:FIM so much, anyway? I've never watched it but I have read about it. It sounds terribly cliche (FRIENDSHIP IS SO KOO, GAIZ!), and from what I've read, it's very... "cutesy" as a lot of people put it. I can't see why any male over the age of 4 or 5 would enjoy that.. not saying you have to watch movies like Rambo all the time, but it seems strange that a fully grown male would enjoy something like that. Apparently, the humor also fails.

     

    You have absolutely no right to criticize the show whatsoever until you've watched a minimum of 3 to 4 episodes completely if this is the case.

    Whatsoever? I think what I've read about it at the very least partially tells me about MLP. Sure, it may be wrong/misleading in some parts, but I know about the utmost basics of the show. It sounds cliche and childish to me, but I think it's because I'm one of those broody, whiney, pessimistic types.

    Stop criticizing a show you haven't watched! You keep crying about how it's "painful" to watch it, and then call us un-manly. Either watch the first three episodes, (I would suggest the pilot actually) or silence your keyboard!

    For the most part, I'm joking when I say it's "painful" to watch. You really think blood starts coming out of my eyes whenever I watch one of the many MLP videos you link me? I also don't consider Bronies "unmanly." I find it strange how they enjoy this sort of show, one with (from what I've heard) a bad attempt at humor and a "cutesy" vibe to it. I strongly dislike both of those.

     

    /end angry tangent

  11. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

    Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%x 99% of the square root of cake which is very tasty but sadly is your mother. Everything then violently exploded in a fiery ball of complete division by zero. Later that day, the universe somehow got back in order. Common sense

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