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Epsilon

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  1. I GOT A FILLING TODAY. THE NITROUS OXIDE MADE ME NERVOUS AND DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH. ORTHODONTIST FAIL.

     

    NITROUS OXIDE, Y U NO MAKE ME LAUGH AND NOT FEEL NERVOUS AND BECOME LUCID SOMEHOW?

  2. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

    Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode.

     

    WHAT

  3. Like you have

     

    xen·o·pho·bi·a   [zen-uh-foh-bee-uh, zee-nuh-]

    noun

    an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.

     

    Get high off of laughing gas... (did this today; first time I've ever gotten a cavity. Oh noes.)

  4. Very hot here.. hottest day of the year, as a matter of fact. It was cloudless (a rarity here in gloomy ol' Metro Atlanta) last time I checked, but we're under a heat advisory.

    Contrary to popular belief, here in Scotland it doesn't rain..... water. Only Despair...

    We get tons of rain here.

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    ujelly?

     

    My house is VERY close to this. It's in walking distance, actually.

  5. This happened yesterday...

     

    I was a Medic, and Alphabetagamma and one of my friends (Silverbullet) were Heavies on ctf_turbine. The enemies were obviously F2P for the most part, so we easily tore through their base multiple times. Caused some nice rage, and I even got to save a demo of tauntkilling someone right before Username headshots me. Will upload to YT if I can get to it.

  6. This happened yesterday...

     

    I was a Medic, and Alphabetagamma and one of my friends (Silverbullet) were Heavies on ctf_turbine. The enemies were obviously F2P for the most part, so we easily tore through their base multiple times. Caused some nice rage, and I even got to save a demo of tauntkilling someone right before Username headshots me.

  7. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

    Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout

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