Epsilon

Good idea: Watching Cowboys & Aliens, and not just because it has Harrison Ford in it.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot

Welcome, fellow Brony Resister. Rest assured that there is no need to watch MLP and unnecessarily become a Brony.

If such an unfortunate event does occur, I will be forced to implant a nuke inside of your brain, send you into a wasteland, and detonate it.

This message goes to all anti-Bronies considering converting, as well as current Bronies.

Bronies are highly encouraged to confess their error of watching a show for pre-teen girls. If you become one of us, we will tolerate you just as you wish.

I'm not a brony at all! I was on yer side, ya idiot D:

 

Edit: at least on my own side. I'll never join them!

Ah. I just misinterpreted what you said, then...

Whew.

Oh, for..

YOU'RE a Brony now, also?

Next thing you know, BTGbullseye is going to post a picture of himself with Applejack or something...

You should watch MLP Epsilon.

Username, I think it's a trick.

Nah. I use torture, dismemberment, explosions, and fire as methods of Brony elimination, but not deception.

*Gulp* Someone had my former avatar. Oh well, I changed it to Broly from Dragon Ball Z.

I chose Broly because he's sadistic and takes pleasure in killing, much like me in a war that I will not mention in fear of a derailed thread. He also labels himself a god, being one of the most powerful villains.

I then added googly eyes, made his irises white, colored his eyebrows completely black, and made it look like he had some salt or something in his eyes (it went well with the facial expression) to add a comical effect in order to represent me when I'm not being sadistic, evil, or SRS FAIC.

Here's the original image: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/11232/256279-broly_evil_laugh__remastered__super.jpg

Alphabetagamma is.

A flame war is about to erupt.

my favorite desert

Zakalak: So true.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy.

Cheese sticks from Dominos. I could probably eat about 50 of these. Why can't anything that I eat for breakfast be as appealing as cheese sticks? I can eat entire boxes of these but I can barely eat one chicken sandwich.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't.

Reference to something Blue said in another thread in here.

I have an odd feeling that epsilon's the one -repping me.

Actually, *I* was the one keeping your rep from going into the negatives.

I say "jarate" as "juh-roh-tee," but I say it so fast the "t" sounds more like a "d," sort of like how some people say "hitting."

My friend gave it to me, but I guess you can consider it "custom" since I've never seen it anywhere on Google Images/as someone's elses avatar.

To me, it means....

*Drumroll*

Really, zakalak?

 

Go ahead.

 

Avidly watch and/or enjoy a mainstream show intended for young girls.

 

That would be 'manestream'.

Epsilon.

Really, zakalak?

Go ahead.

Avidly watch and/or enjoy a mainstream show intended for young girls.

Love and tolerate unconditionally; you can't ever hate. Not ever.

Prepare to have the weapons YOU designed used against you.

To be truthful, I managed to summon enough hate to overload the machine's love and toleration capacitors, causing an explosion and freeing me, hence me not becoming a Brony.. I then proceeded to duel ABG.

Like BTGbullseye...

Don't watch MLP.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a

*Puts on shades* Lemonades?

My engineers are alien pirates with Gurkha combat skills.