Epsilon

Just realized I necroed the thread... forgot to look at the last post date. Sorry 'bout that.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted

Banned for having a pony signature.

My engineers are aliens. They can defy the laws of physics without causing...

Hate is an emotion and as such cannot be weaponized as metals or energy can. As an emotion it is indeed a chemical reaction within the confines of the brain, but since the amount of energy it takes to produce an emotion vs. any other physical function of the body, such as hugging or yelling or pissing in a jar, it is not an efficient thing to weaponize. Another problem that would compound that is the fact that brain mapping varies from person to person to a great degree, so there would be no one singular way one could effectively harness the electricity of hate in each individual person unless whatever means you devised to harness that energy was built and mapped unique to each individual. Jarate is more effective than hate. You're trying to use logic against something clearly illogical.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

How I say them Tired - tah-erd Yes - I usually say "Yeah." Nope - How the Engineer in TF2 says it.. sort of like Nolp. Hello - How it looks. Alright - Awlraht. Yep - I say "Yeah." No - How it looks. Of course - Of course, but "of" is pronounced with the o that you use in words like "dock," but usually only if I say "of" slowly. Sushi - Sewshee.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." LOLWUT. Another random story already, albeit not as random as the last two, thankfully. ...Yet.

Banned for highlighting Jexius' name in red and not orange. I meant that you SHOULD'VE banned Username, then appealed to Jexius to... change his username. Ba dum tch.

Behold. Watch my awesomely mediocre Sniper videos and be amazed at the.... mediocrity.

Banned for not banning Username, then appealing to Jexius to change his username. owait

Go ahead, zakalak. Watch it. I dare you. As for ABG's scientific blah, our rifle defies silly things like the laws of gravity.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "

FYI, the nukes are only active while the rifle is in Complete Annihilation Mode. Otherwise, it's just Ye Olde Normal Assault Rifle That Fires LAZORS.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF "AF" stands for "Accursed Farms."

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Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his

Did you know that...

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale"

Did you know that I am neither a dish of food nor a ball in sports?

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000