Epsilon

POOP 8888888888888888888888888888888888 U JELLY OF MY ROVER Good times.

Banned because I've made a Joseph Decreux version of "u mad bro" but I can't find it.

After a nice bit of partly cloudiness, we get some dark, eery clouds to move in. Lots of scattered storms today. D:

I edited the image, actually. Funnier than "BACK ON TOPIC, FOLKS." And where do you see recurring ponies other than this thread?

If you don't like it, don't post it in. Ponies are pretty much exclusively posted in this thread now, so it doesn't affect you whatsoever. As I said about 20-30 pages ago, this thread is a sort of "prison" for them.

Hard decision.. I use both of them in real life, but there's nope.avi, so... .avi or .wmv?

Banned for banning someone for an overused reason.

But are you not attempting to sabotage me? That would mean you are performing evil in the name of the Bronies.

Ah dew.

Banned because you're now chocolate.

True, but it's not like my name is [DEA] [col.] [blight] Epsilon [AF].

Username.. you're either Brony, anti-Brony, or uninvolved with the war completely. If you're a Brony, I will travel to Equestria.. so prepare... FOR YOUR WORLD TO BE VAPORIZED! I AM A GOD!!!!

This, folks, is why I pronounce "pecan" as "peh-KAHN."

Banned because this is the only way of thanking you for informing me that ABG is jelly. I enjoy eating jelly.

It works now. FINALLY someone else who pronounces "route" as "rout" and not "root." Please tell me you say "peh-kahn" over "pee-can."

I like the Magnum Force theme better myself, but I *do* play Sniper a lot.

Ahem...

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I just played Medic pretty much the whole time... ABG as a Spy and I had a little rivalry.

A JOKE feud. It's not like I'm boarding the next plane to Vancouver with an assault rifle...

Problem officer? PROBLEM, ON TOPIC THREAD?

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator, which are the best movies since sliced bread. All the people wanted to be like Captain Crunch, but Epsilon's awesomeness was too powerful for mere cereal n' milk so he guffawed at Tony the Tiger

Let's get this shizzle started. Retarded open hearted Bob farted. Woke up at 7:00, looked out the window Got up to practice his skills in judo Took a few seconds to find out he really sucked He went to a cliff and off of it himself he chucked So children, listen to the message I be preachin Don't kill yourself just because you suck at judo, that's what I be teachin grow some balls and go snipin' a few scouts Make a bloody hole in their face, so their brains will drain out Too bad the hitboxes are bad, so when sniping I have some doubt

Sub sandwich from Publix, hot cheetos, and milk after devouring a huge bucket of popcorn at the movies (I probably have diabeetus by now, even though I'm one of the slimmest people I know). I eat the most random combinations of food.